@schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 23 days agoNew Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIfuturism.comexternal-linkmessage-square88arrow-up1340
arrow-up1340external-linkNew Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIfuturism.com@schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 23 days agomessage-square88
minus-square@_core@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish12•23 days agoI’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.
I’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.