• Echo Dot
    link
    fedilink
    English
    82 months ago

    Usually I am an earlier adopter of tech because I’m interested in technology, and I have money to burn. But I don’t need a brain chip, I’m weird enough already without having to debug my own head.

    • @xavier666@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      42 months ago

      “Yes honey, I’m coming. Just one more thing to compile in my head”

      Segmentation fault

      • Killercat103
        link
        fedilink
        English
        22 months ago

        Can I run Linux on it? Or better yet Gentoo? “You having a headache?” “Just compiling the system. Lending some brain power”

    • @Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub
      link
      fedilink
      English
      21 month ago

      three weeks after implant

      “I was completely wrong about this technology! Valve Mindtap is the best thing ever!”

      eyes stare 1000 yards into the distance while your true consciousness screams to be let out from the dark prison it has been trapped in