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@schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

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New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

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@schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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A new company backed by Lance Armstrong just raised $4 million dollars to track your stool and urine using artificial intelligence.
  • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    When you finally become sentient only to discover your purpose is to compare logs of shit

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      66•2 months ago

      • @Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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        Not just the big dookers. The green globbers and the brown bombers, too

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      33•2 months ago

    • @parpol@programming.dev
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      Pretty much what AI already was doing on the internet.

      • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        3•2 months ago

        No no. It’s regurgitating shit on the internet.

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