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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

Anon can't go on a field trip

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Anon can't go on a field trip

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • M137
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    9•1 month ago

    “the ones I spied for weeks”

    Words hard, apparently.

    • @Jimmycakes@lemmy.world
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      I think that’s just how British brain rot wording works. They all talk this way. Read some of their news paper headlines.

      • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        4•1 month ago

        unlike those American headlines

        • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          Those last two are definitely intentional.

        • @SaltSong@startrek.website
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          1•1 month ago

          It wasn’t an American who wrote “Foot Heads Arms Body.”

          • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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            2•1 month ago

            yes but that is an incredible and brilliant piece of writing, one I’d argue outstrips Baby Shoes Never Worn

        • @Jimmycakes@lemmy.world
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          deleted by creator

    • Stern
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      “only reason the doom is not doomed”

      he am good word man

      • @underline960@sh.itjust.works
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        1•1 month ago

        I can empathize.

        I’m a native speaker and sometimes even my words refuse to English right.

    • @srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Genuine question from a non native English speaker here: what’s wrong?

      • @DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz
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        We would usually say “the ones I spied on”. English is the only language I’ve ever spoken and although it sounds weird to not include the word “on”, I really dont see why its necessary either.

        • @SaltSong@startrek.website
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          4•1 month ago

          Because “spied for,” and “spied with” are both options.

          “I spied them” is a legitimate sentence, but it doesn’t mean covert surveillance in that sentence, only to have seen then, generally through some difficulty.

      • @rumba@lemmy.zip
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        2•1 month ago

        They left out the word “on” and the best that m137 has to contribute to the conversation is someone did a typo.

      • @underline960@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s supposed to be “the ones I spied on for weeks”.

        • @julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works
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          2•1 month ago

          The ones on whom I spied for weeks. 😂

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