Trump: Pete Buttigieg… he goes bicycling to work. He takes a bicycle to work. Can you believe— he's running the biggest air system in the world, and he takes a bicycle to work. What a— and they say he's going to run for president. I don’t see it
Imagine making fun of someone for riding a bike when you’re so fat that bikes would explode if you so much as touch them. Also, I’d be shocked if that cheeto even knew how to ride a bike.
Oh, most bicycles are sturdy enough to handle someone of Trump’s physique.
However, if Trump tried to ride a bike, he’d likely just go real slow, wobble awkwardly a bit, then promptly veer into a ditch. He’s not very good at moving independently. Dude can barely walk up and down a ramp unassisted.
My grandfather loved going out on his bike when he was told he couldn’t drive any more. It was critical to his quality of life. What’s Trump got: just a once-superpower to grind into oblivion.
Imagine making fun of someone for riding a bike when you’re so fat that bikes would explode if you so much as touch them. Also, I’d be shocked if that cheeto even knew how to ride a bike.
Oh, most bicycles are sturdy enough to handle someone of Trump’s physique.
However, if Trump tried to ride a bike, he’d likely just go real slow, wobble awkwardly a bit, then promptly veer into a ditch. He’s not very good at moving independently. Dude can barely walk up and down a ramp unassisted.
Yeah, but I thinks it’s funnier to think he’s fat enough to destroy a normal bike. I don’t doubt his eating habits are way less than ideal.
Trump believes in the theory that you have a set number of heartbeats ; the faster your heart beats the shorter your lifespan.
It’s actually a “finite amount of energy, like a battery.”
My grandfather loved going out on his bike when he was told he couldn’t drive any more. It was critical to his quality of life. What’s Trump got: just a once-superpower to grind into oblivion.