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minus-square@ch00f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink13•2 months agoPSA: Don’t pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they’re gross and this will hurt the tree’s bark.
minus-square@Lumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoHuh. Noted. (My biology doesn’t easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it’s under.)
minus-square@jaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoYou’re just not trying hard enough. There’s videos out there.
minus-square@Lumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilink2•2 months agoOh I know. That’s why I included that “easily” :)
minus-square@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•2 months agoDon’t worry. I don’t pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.
PSA: Don’t pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they’re gross and this will hurt the tree’s bark.
Huh. Noted.
(My biology doesn’t easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it’s under.)
You’re just not trying hard enough. There’s videos out there.
Oh I know. That’s why I included that “easily” :)
Don’t worry. I don’t pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.