@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 2 months agoThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square191arrow-up11.02Kfile-text
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minus-square@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish13•edit-22 months agoGod has 6 dicks so he can fuck us over our entire life.
minus-square@Waffle@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish17•2 months agoOne for each day of the week and rest on Sundays.
minus-square@edgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish12•2 months agoMondick, Tuesdick, Wednesdick, Thursdick, Fridick, Saturdick
minus-square@LavaPlanet@lemm.eelinkfedilink4•2 months agoI’m so sad he rests on Sundays, cos sundick has such a great ring to it.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️linkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months agoThere are standard threesomes and then there’s a straight-up holy trinity.
God has 6 dicks so he can fuck us over our entire life.
One for each day of the week and rest on Sundays.
Mondick, Tuesdick, Wednesdick, Thursdick, Fridick, Saturdick
I’m so sad he rests on Sundays, cos sundick has such a great ring to it.
That’s when Jesus fucks us.
There are standard threesomes and then there’s a straight-up holy trinity.