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Stamets to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish • 30 days ago

I'm going to murder you now

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I'm going to murder you now

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Stamets to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish • 30 days ago
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  • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    65•30 days ago

    Never tell people you take adderall. They’ll ask you for adderall to get high.

    • @humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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      55•30 days ago

      (this advice does not apply if you want to sell adderall)

      • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        10•29 days ago

        Well obviously

        • @Event_Horizon@lemmy.world
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          5•29 days ago

          Soooo…do you have any Adderall?

          • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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            2•28 days ago

            Not anymore

          • @dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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            1•29 days ago

            I got Ritalin.

            • @FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
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              1•28 days ago

              Viagra Lite

              • @dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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                1•28 days ago

                Really? I don’t have sex as I’m not interested in people like that.

    • Psychadelligoat
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      16•30 days ago

      Or launch into a tirade about how it’s fake and doesn’t do anything and be reeeeally fucking insistent on it

      • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        8•29 days ago

        Or accuse you of selling drugs

      • @isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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        7•29 days ago

        or launch into a tirade about how it’s meth in disguise because their drug knowledge is having watched breaking bad in 2015

      • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        2•28 days ago

        I just stopped answering her calls

    • @DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      29 days ago

      Especially in this day and age in the United States when the “health department” is trying to categorize these groups as subhuman if you’re autistic or have ADHD

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