Lady Butterfly she/her to memes@lemmy.world • 1 month agoEvery... time...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square76arrow-up11.06K
arrow-up11.06KimageEvery... time...lemmy.worldLady Butterfly she/her to memes@lemmy.world • 1 month agomessage-square76
minus-squareAFK BRB ChocolatelinkfedilinkEnglish29•1 month agoAnd, even after all that, when you go to put the sheet on the bed you still find a sock.
minus-square@tetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoand inside that sock is a wadded paper towel, rock hard and flaking
minus-square@Hoimo@ani.sociallinkfedilink5•1 month agoSorry mom, that paper towel was rock hard and flaking before the wash too.
minus-squareSixtylinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoYou can search thoroughly in the fitted sheet shoved over your head to look closely and you’ll still miss the damp sock somehow.
And, even after all that, when you go to put the sheet on the bed you still find a sock.
and inside that sock is a wadded paper towel, rock hard and flaking
Sorry mom, that paper towel was rock hard and flaking before the wash too.
I think your foot might be pregnant
You can search thoroughly in the fitted sheet shoved over your head to look closely and you’ll still miss the damp sock somehow.