Oh, my brain has cooked up a much bigger menu of recurring awfulness. Like a weekly pop-up restaurant, here’s what’s on offer from time to time:

Appetizers

• forgot to study for exam
• forgot locker combo
• forgot where next class is
• wander endlessly through the backrooms
• sampler platter (a little bit of everything on this list)

Entrees

• teeth fall out
• show up naked to class
• can’t pull anything together at work

Dessert

• car completely disintegrates while driving on freeway
• standing in a skyscraper as its falling over
• elevator floor drops out

Clearly there’s a theme around helplessness and anxiety. I am indeed in the process of sorting that out, but it’s a long process.