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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago

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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    169•1 month ago

    • @wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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      You can always trust SatansMaggotyCumFart to chime in with the wholesome memes.

      • Novaling
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        25•1 month ago

        I’m starting to remember his name and I don’t want to 🤢

        • @Nelots@lemm.ee
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          12•1 month ago

          Stick around for a few more months and you’ll remember them no matter how hard you try to forget. They’re one of the most active users on Lemmy. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised to find out they are the most active commenter.

          • @LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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            He’s got me by 3x the comments across my accounts I believe. Fairly sure I should still be sad about that, haha

    • Redex
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      Please cease existing.

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      My girlfriend does this to me during sex. Peels me like a disobedient potato

    • @nthavoc@lemmy.today
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      14•1 month ago

      I can just feel this image. This is just the worst thing I could have seen tonight. Good job.

    • @wabafee@lemmy.world
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      Kind of reminds me of peeling a banana.

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        5•1 month ago

        If you peel it from the other end you don’t get strings. My department in college had a thing about it to the point I don’t like bananas anymore.

        • @wabafee@lemmy.world
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          I gotta try that.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        Wait until this happens to your foreskin.

        • @wabafee@lemmy.world
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          😬

    • Random_Character_A
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      Ok. Where did I put my eye gauging spoon.

    • @Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee
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      Just put some nail polish on your fingers to prevent it from happening.

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