@mysticpickle@lemmy.ca to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca • 1 month agoMy GF made me breakfast todaylemmy.caimagemessage-square90arrow-up1250file-text
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minus-squaredohpaz42linkfedilinkEnglish10•1 month agoIt’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦♂️
minus-square@Lupus@feddit.orglinkfedilink6•1 month agoOof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
minus-square@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoLemme try: “She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.” How’d i do?
minus-square@Lupus@feddit.orglinkfedilink2•1 month agoGood start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer. Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.” Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
minus-square@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoOk, how about: “She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”
Classy
It’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦♂️
Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
Lemme try:
“She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.”
How’d i do?
Good start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.
Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.”
Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
Ok, how about:
“She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”