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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

Anon is a fighter

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Anon is a fighter

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • @CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world
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    10•1 month ago

    Yeh what chimps got on humans is they go from zero to ripping your face off in 0 seconds flat, humans either require a lot of buildup to get that pissed or some kind of drug.

    • @wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      12•1 month ago

      Apparently it is an instinctive way that chimps fight. First they gouge your eyes so you can’t defend yourself. Then bite your hands so you can’t attack. Then they rip off your genitals because fuck you that’s why.

    • bruhduh
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      8•1 month ago

      Years of martial arts training can give you this ability too

      • @LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 month ago

        Idk about you, but I hesitate to get myself killed.

        • bruhduh
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          1•1 month ago

    • @state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      5•1 month ago

      Florida man has entered the enclosure.

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