• DeceptichumEnglish
    5•1 month ago

    In Musk’s vision, he’d tell the audience he was going to put this to the test by taking “his cock out.”

    “So I’m going to reach down into my pants… and then I pull out a baby rooster,” Musk explained. “Like, ‘This is my tiny cock.’”

    Unfortunately, the joke didn’t end there.

    “And then Kate McKinnon walks out,” added Jason Calacanis, co-host of the All-In Podcast, who was also present in the pitch meeting. “And she says, ‘Elon, I expected you would have a bigger cock.’”

    McKinnon, meanwhile, would have been holding a cat.

    “You can see where this is going,” Musk told the crowd. While the audibly shocked audience had presumably fully understood the direction Musk was headed in, he continued to detail it anyway.

    • Victor
      3•1 month ago

      Where and when the hell did this take place?! What’s the context??

        • Victor
          1•1 month ago

          the billionaire assured the audience that he did still leave his mark on SNL.

          “There’s a bunch of things that I said that were just not on the script,” he proudly told the crowd. “They have these cue cards for what you’re supposed to say, and I just didn’t say it. I just went off the rails.”

          I could wring this mf’s neck, dude. Oh my god I could wring it so good. Just let me WRING IT.

    • LousyCornMuffinsEnglish
      2•1 month ago

      This feels like Rev 0.2 chatgpt wrote the joke, but I have read this word for word before elsewhere.