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minus-square@Etterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglish35•1 month agoI’m pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
minus-square@_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink22•1 month agoYeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.
minus-square@baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month agoyou just fight a really slow gorilla instead
minus-square@RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink5•1 month agoA gorilla at rest stays at rest, just wait for him to go to sleep then you literally can’t lose. I think… I sucked at gorilla physics class.
I’m pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
Yeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.
you just fight a really slow gorilla instead
A gorilla at rest stays at rest, just wait for him to go to sleep then you literally can’t lose.
I think… I sucked at gorilla physics class.