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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Some barista's got jokes

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • AFK BRB Chocolate
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    49•2 years ago

    What kind of a charmed life do you have to have lived for this to be the most disrespectful thing you’ve experienced? This person clearly has no siblings and was home schooled. Or maybe Chris is the son of a powerful Mafia boss.

    I probably wouldn’t be able to say that’s the most disrespectful thing to happen to me today.

    • Nima
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      55•2 years ago

      Or maybe it’s this weird new thing that the kids are doing nowadays. I think they call it “humor”? I’ve also heard them call it a “joke” as well.

      that might be it.

      • @Steeve@lemmy.ca
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        • Mewtwo
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          7•2 years ago

          For the children, that means your mother is a whore that fucks everyone and your father is a drunk.

          • @Shapillon@lemmy.world
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            5•2 years ago

            Thanks! I never understood the hamster part.

            Elderberries/drunk makes was easy due to gin.

          • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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            3•2 years ago

            Knowing what it means now actually makes it less funny. I thought it was just random nonsense.

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          I am Father Smells of Elderberries.

          • @andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world
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            1•2 years ago

            Dude stop it your making me laugh

      • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        8•2 years ago

        That’s just ridiculous.

      • Cethin
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        4•2 years ago

        What will these crazy kids come up with next?

    • @moody@lemmings.world
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      13•2 years ago

      That’s “Uh Chris” to you.

      • AFK BRB Chocolate
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        1•2 years ago

        I wonder if his friends can him “Chris” or “Uh.”

  • Margot Robbie
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    24•2 years ago

    I know right?

    I got “Margo with a T” once. :(

    • @hansl@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Marto? /eye-roll

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        Targo

    • @anotherlemmyuser@lemmy.ml
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      2•2 years ago

      It’s respectful gesture to never assume. When someone says it’s “Margo with a T”, it’s “Margo with a T”. Do not argue, do not change, do not assume!

    • @Leviathan@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      /s?

  • @pimento64@sopuli.xyz
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    17•2 years ago

    Garlic Boursin Sausage

    • hamster
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      4•2 years ago

      I totally thought it had garlic in it, too.

    • @agent_flounder@lemmy.one
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      2•2 years ago

      Is it that season again?

  • @ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works
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    16•2 years ago

    Those brown sugar oatmilk shaken espressos slap pretty hard, NGL

    • hamster
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      5•2 years ago

      Website says only 120 calories, I always thought those iced drinks were way more.

      • @DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world
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        10•2 years ago

        120cal/serving

        15 servings per 12oz cup

      • @LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works
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        3•2 years ago

        Probably per sip.

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      3•2 years ago

      How is that called an espresso?

      People make distinctions on sugar now?

      What is a blond espresso?

      So many questions…

      • Karyoplasma
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        3•2 years ago

        They call it espresso because it sounds cool and that’s why they can charge more. It’s not an espresso.

      • @ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah the name doesn’t reflect it’s true nature. I think technically it would be an oatmilk latte?

        Aside from regular white refined sugar, our stores sell light brown sugar and dark brown sugar. They’re not as refined and have the brown color due to the molasses that’s present. The molasses changes the flavor profile of the brown sugars. They’re used a lot in baking desserts because of the extra flavor the molasses imparts.

        Blonde espresso is called that at Starbucks because they use a lighter roasted coffee bean, as opposed to a darker roasted bean.

        • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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          Thanks! I’m not too involved with the coffee scene and this was a lot to unpack.

    • Zoidsberg
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      1•2 years ago

      Mine was super separated, so I had ice water at the top and goop at the bottom, unless I vigorously shook it before each sip.

    • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      I have never been to a Starbucks, but that sounds awesome.

  • @betamark@lemmy.world
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    8•2 years ago

    That batista treated them with utmost respect. It ain’t every day that you open a treasure chest, find a mimic, and get smacked so hard you level up.

  • @Fixbeat@lemmy.ml
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  • @Psythik@lemm.ee
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    5•2 years ago

    I don’t get it.

    • @TotalTrash@lemmy.ml
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      30•2 years ago

      Not much to get. Dude got asked his name, said “uh, Chris”, and they printed the “uh” on the receipt to mock him.

    • @Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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      7•2 years ago

      The name is written “uh Chris” because the guy presumably forgot his own name and the barista was making fun of him for that

  • @bignate@discuss.tchncs.de
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    5•2 years ago

    I’m sorry … What tf is a “blonde espresso” and since when does it come in a 32oz cup?? That’s the real shame…

  • @TSR55@lemm.ee
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    3•2 years ago

    Mm Guy

  • SokathHisEyesOpen
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    2•2 years ago

    Why do you disrespect yourself like that, Chris?

  • @Oyster_Lust@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    Are you not blonde?

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