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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Horseshoe Theory of Breakfast Meals

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Horseshoe Theory of Breakfast Meals

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • PugJesus
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    41•2 years ago

    What’s “Fuck the time of day, I’m having fries and ketchup for breakfast” count as

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      19•2 years ago

      Are you my wife? I didn’t know you were on Lemmy.

      • PugJesus
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        11•2 years ago

        Your wife has good taste in breakfast food

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          9•2 years ago

          She also recommends a patty melt for breakfast.

          • @TheYear2525@lemmy.world
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            8•2 years ago

            On rye with thousand island?

            • @LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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              1•2 years ago

              Fuck, now I’m hungry. No right to be so good

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      Corporatism, assuming you got 'em from Mickey Dee’s

      • PugJesus
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        11•2 years ago

        Damn, that’s an ice-cold assumption. I make my fries in a home deep fryer, like any civilized soul.

        • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          5•2 years ago

          Oh, you’re British.

          • PugJesus
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            8•2 years ago

            Wouldn’t I call 'em chips if I was?

            • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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              2•2 years ago

              You tell me.

    • massive_bereavement
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      5•2 years ago

      Reheated pizza on a microwave gang here.

    • @onichama@feddit.de
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      4•2 years ago

      uhh somewhere between communism and anarchy?

    • @Jimbo@yiffit.net
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      1•2 years ago

      Many things I have had for breakfast, but I don’t think fries is one of them

  • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    25•2 years ago

    Where do us soylent enjoyers rest, on this scale?

    • @Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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      14•2 years ago

      Is that the tablespoon of powder on the far right?

      • @Aqarius@lemmy.world
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        22•2 years ago

        Oh, honey…

      • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        6•2 years ago

        Some of the products it may be used with could be a powder but that’s a meth pipe.

        • @Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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          4•2 years ago

          Lol I thought it was protein powder or something.

  • Billygoat
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    20•2 years ago

    At first I thought it was a scoop of ice cream. Nope, crack pipe.

    • @Mcdolan@lemmy.world
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      12•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

      • @Pinklink@lemm.ee
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        3•2 years ago

        Can be either, depending on what you can get your hands on

      • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        The stock photo site it’s from lists as a meth pipe but includes keyword tags for crack as well.

        Description: Source

        View of a glass pipe used to smoke illegal drugs. This particular pipe was confiscated by police and was used to smoke methamphetamine. Image shot at the police station. Focus on round end with natural shadow.

  • @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    2 years ago

    Paleo communism 🤝Paleo conservatism

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    • alternative_factor
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      8•2 years ago

      Death to processed food! Liberate the world from simple carbohydrates!

    • @trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      These words are not in the bible

  • @who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world
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    16•2 years ago

    1000% more accurate than a PCM

  • AgentOrangesicle
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    14•2 years ago

    I’m an Adderall and Jameson man, myself.

    • @VonCesaw@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Radical Centrism, get 'em boys

  • @Aqarius@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    anarchism

    conservatism

    Balkans_IRL

  • @Razzazzika@lemm.ee
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    12•2 years ago

    Jokes on you, I take my Adderall with my energy drink.

  • @SameOldJorts@lemmy.world
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    11•2 years ago

    Luckily my adderall is IR so I can claim leftist ideals 😌

  • @Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
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    10•2 years ago

    “Hyperracist neo-reactionary”

    That’s new to me, I’m going to have to remember that for later

  • moosetwin
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    9•2 years ago

    croissants are taking years off my life but damn they are the shit

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      3•2 years ago

      When I didn’t work from home in the mornings, I would regularly get a sausage croissant sandwich for breakfast from the Hardees down the road from where I work and damn was that good despite it being a disappointment in terms of what could be considered croissants. I’m probably better off working from home mornings.

  • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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    8•2 years ago

    Apparently nobody eats pancakes for breakfast.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      9•2 years ago

      Pancakes are universally agreed upon to be acceptable breakfast, so it wasn’t on the image.

      • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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        4•2 years ago

        Wouldn’t the same apply to waffles?

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          11•2 years ago

          Certainly not. What are you, an AnCap?

          • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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            2•2 years ago

            Who doesn’t think waffles are a breakfast food?

            • Flying SquidOPM
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              10•2 years ago

              Filthy right-wingers.

            • @Delphia@lemmy.world
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              2•2 years ago

              Waffles are pancakes for when it isnt breakfast time.

              • swab148
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                1•2 years ago

                Waffles are pancakes with a syrup trap

      • @cactus@lemmynsfw.com
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        3•2 years ago

        Nah pancakes are for lunch where I’m at

  • @MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works
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    5•2 years ago

    I’m a Dane living in Denmark, a social democracy at it’s core. I eat oatmeal with milk most mornings. I’m also a very left leaning atheist but I love a full English every once in a while.

  • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Looks up the best breakfast to see if the meme got it right

    Oh HELL no! I’d rather never eat ANY form of breakfast again than devolve back to Christianity! 😄

  • @STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world
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    4•2 years ago

    yogurt & granola gang

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      8•2 years ago

      Ah, Green Party voter.

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