• Heresy_generator
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      The fake weathering is so poorly done. They look like wardrobe from some terrible B movie.

      • Dojan
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        232 years ago

        I misread boots as boobs, and spent at least half a minute staring at her chest trying to figure out what the “fake weathering” of her boobs even meant, before I scrolled far enough to see the hideous boots.

        As a gay man I’m not even fond of staring at boobs in the first place, never mind those of such a horrible person.

        • ElleChaise
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          132 years ago

          As a gay man I’m not even fond of staring at boobs in the first place

          No need to explain, sir. Staring at someone’s boobs for five minutes straight to get in on the smack talk is one of the gayest things I’ve heard of. And I used to spread my butt cheeks for Playgirl magazine.

        • @frickineh@lemmy.world
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          82 years ago

          She’s clearly not a huge fan of sunscreen (not getting skin cancer is too liberal, I guess), so give her another 10 years and there’ll be some real weathering on her boobs.

        • billwashere
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          22 years ago

          Several of my gay friends still enjoy a good boob. I think it’s more of a “this thing gave me life” instinctual thing than a sexual thing but we can still agree 😀

          • billwashere
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            32 years ago

            They, like me, do not enjoy these particular boobs just to be clear.

    • Black AOC
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      132 years ago

      Yeah nah, you wouldn’t catch me dead in gaudy-ass shitkickers like that. I’m not gonna outright denigrate cowboy boots, but cowboy boots that garish? Fuck outta here, girl, what are those?

    • ivanafterall
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      122 years ago

      Worst part is that she’s forcibly, visibly turning her feet to be sure you can see them. She’s very proud of them.

  • MushuChupacabra
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    652 years ago

    Ditching the association between herself and MAGA will be just as easy as changing the perception that she’s a fucking idiot.

  • watson
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    432 years ago

    What I took from this article: Lauren Boebert is deceitful.

  • Spitzspot
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    412 years ago

    You can drive low information voters with fear and hate to fame and fortune for only so long.

    • squiblet
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      312 years ago

      I mean who gives a fuck when your hus- oh, ex husband gets a contract for $600,000 a year for “consulting” in a field in which he has no experience.

  • @Pratai@lemmy.ca
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    392 years ago

    I love how gender diverse the clown community has become. It used to be such a male dominated industry, but now with MTG and this bimbo, well- it’s just nice to see.

    Thank you Mrs. Palin. For showing everyone that women can have just as successful careers as clowns as men can.

  • Nougat
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    212 years ago

    …discussed the economy and housing with the owners of a yurt manufacturing company, …

    Are they intending to solve the housing crisis with yurts?

    • @Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      42 years ago

      Small Business Tyrants are the core of the Republican Party. There’s maybe not as many jet-ski dealership owners in colorado as some other places.

    • Random Dent
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      32 years ago

      A yurt on top of a big isolated mountain is sounding pretty good right now NGL

    • Flying Squid
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      32 years ago

      I knew a guy who lived in a ‘luxury’ yurt built around a tree. It was really nice.

  • athos77
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    132 years ago

    She also pointed to a lack of outside help, and low GOP turnout.

    “Low GOP turnout”? Isn’t it her job to motivate people to turn out to vote? Sounds like she isn’t very good at it.

    “A lack of outside help”? So despite those ugly-ass boots, she apparently doesn’t know how to use her own bootstraps.

  • @ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    132 years ago

    She got hers and her husband got a ton of money as well. She can easily dip out of politics, do a little PR on the way out, and effectively retire from public life.

  • Cryptic Fawn
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    62 years ago

    She needs to ditch being a fucking idiot too, but we all know what won’t happen.