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@ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world • 12 hours ago

The mark of the beast

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The mark of the beast

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@ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world • 12 hours ago
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  • @astutemural@midwest.social
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    20•8 hours ago

    Fun fact: we know that the keeping of domesticated cats spread to England at least by the time of the Roman occupation, because we found a 2000 yr old roof tile there with a cat’s pawprint in it. It’s funny to imagine a clayworker 2000 yrs ago yelling at the cat to stay off his tiles lol.

  • @SouthFresh@lemmy.world
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    17•9 hours ago

    Bean pie

  • @Chip_Rat@lemmy.world
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    4•7 hours ago

    The home grown San Marzanos were left in a single layer on the kitchen table (because that’s how my aunt does it I don’t know but it’s pretty and whatever)

  • m3t00🌎M
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    1•5 hours ago

    you got off easy. decorating

  • baltakatei
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    17•9 hours ago

    Unless that cat is trained to use a toilet, that dough now has fresh cat shit and piss in on it, along with everything else the cat has walked on recently.

    • @garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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      16•8 hours ago

      I wish this upset me more than it does but my cat literally wakes me up by shoving her paw in my mouth every morning and while it is disgusting and I know it is disgusting, there’s not that much I can do about it so I just live.

      Doesn’t mean I’d feed someone else cat shit pie though.

      Bonus disgusting fun fact, I had an old cat piss on a cake and I fully ate some of it before I realized. I’m full of toxoplasmosis.

      • @Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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        4•8 hours ago

        Only if your cat goes outside.

    • @hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org
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      7 hours ago

      To be fair to the cats, similar logic probably applies to more human food service workers than we’d care to admit.

  • y0kai
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    48•11 hours ago

    Hopefully this person has a cat.

  • @mrfriki@lemmy.world
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    6•8 hours ago

    Plot twist, he/she didn’t have a cat.

  • @CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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    25•11 hours ago

    toxoplasmosis has entered the chat

    • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      9•9 hours ago

      as if anyone living with a cat isn’t infected anyways

    • @entwine413@lemm.ee
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      21•11 hours ago

      Toxoplasmosis wouldn’t survive the baking process

      • @CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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        8•11 hours ago

        I think you’re correct. Still, I’d cut it out just call it my new steam vent

    • @pleasestopasking@reddthat.com
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      10•11 hours ago

      I just know there are people who would “five seconds rule” this and still use it but omg the scat paddlers I just can’t

  • @mogoh@lemmy.ml
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    11•10 hours ago

    OK, do you have any clues who it might have been?

  • UltraMagnus0001
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    4•9 hours ago

    A little pooh paw is good for you

  • @supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world
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    4•10 hours ago

    The mark of the artist

  • baltakatei
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    1•9 hours ago

    deleted by creator

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