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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 4 days ago

this thing fucking sucks

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this thing fucking sucks

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  • @Zozano@aussie.zone
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    46•4 days ago

    “Uhhmmm technically, it doesn’t suck, just whatever goes past the event horizon falls into it.”

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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      14•3 days ago

      It just exists. It’s not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.

    • @Midnitte@beehaw.org
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      4•3 days ago

      Since spacetime is compressing to a single point, is it really “falling”, or just being zipdrived?

  • @kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    31•3 days ago

    Meh, it’s 0K.

  • @this@sh.itjust.works
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    13•3 days ago

    It doesn’t suck, its just dense.

    • SkaveRat
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      3•3 days ago

      Same

  • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    26•4 days ago

    Do black holes have a temperature, or is time just so dilated that it appears to have no temperature from our perspective?

    Is temperature a function of time??

    • @erie09@lemmy.world
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      27•4 days ago

      Temperature is movement. So, yes

    • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)
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      5•4 days ago

      Thermodynamics

  • Una
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    24•4 days ago

    My body temperature is -273,15K I am cooler 😎😎

    • @sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      26•4 days ago

      If your body temp is any negative number of Kelvin, your existence is theoretical at best, potentially moving backwards through time, or instantly causing a chain reaction that would obliterate the fabric of reality, at worst.

    • Nat (she/they)
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      11•3 days ago

      Negative temperatures are actually hotter than all positive temperatures, you’re experiencing population inversion

      • Reuben
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        7•3 days ago

        Integer float underflow

    • @Siegfried@lemmy.world
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      3•4 days ago

      In that case, ypi would be the coolest of all

  • @pigup@lemmy.world
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    9•4 days ago

  • @Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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    5•4 days ago

    Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

    • aname
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      13•4 days ago

      Technically it is wrong, since there is no flow of matter in to the black hole due to pressure difference going on, i.e. sucking.

    • go $fsck yourself
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      10•3 days ago

      Not correct. There is no vacuum. Just falling.

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