“Miss Frizzle said she’d be in there SOMEwhere…”

While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.

“Ouch.”

“Can you read the numbers in the first line?”

Segs

He is staring down Shai-Hulud

Sniper MD

That’s great doc, but what’s this got to do with my root canal?

The Sound of Eye lens.

The GOP special. “No homo”

Peeki Peeki in the Pee Pee

Ok, that’s a weird boner

Looks like a fun Friday night

Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is stimulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.

Worse eye wash station ever