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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 21 days ago

Peak masculinity

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Peak masculinity

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  • @VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com
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    164•21 days ago

    Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you’re sleeping on your side

    • @Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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      27•20 days ago

      And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.

      • @xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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        14•20 days ago

        Ears so big animals use it for shade

        • @GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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          2•19 days ago

          I SAID EARTHBENDING STYLE!!

        • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          1•19 days ago

          https://youtu.be/3D0AClOa2Io

        • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          1•19 days ago

          My dude’s an entire ecosystem.

    • @Shanmugha@lemmy.world
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      6•20 days ago

      Damn, I am not caring about my girl enough. Take my upvote! :)

  • Florencia (she/her)
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    132•21 days ago

    Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons…

    • @shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works
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      90•21 days ago

      This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!

    • @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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      33•21 days ago

      Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.

  • @FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    108•21 days ago

    Measurehead, is that you?

    Measurehead portrait from Disco Elysium

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      13•21 days ago

      This is the only time in that game I used saves to cheat until I knocked him out.

  • @Trincapinones@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    102•21 days ago

    1000167750

    • @AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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      11•20 days ago

      Exactly what I was thinking lol

    • @cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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      6•20 days ago

      Chad

  • @Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    95•21 days ago

    • Harvey656
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      33•20 days ago

    • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      10•20 days ago

      Art

  • @Korne127@lemmy.world
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    64•21 days ago

    Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum

  • @Xanvial@lemmy.world
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    61•20 days ago

    Somehow looks like James Milner James Milner

    • @baatliwala@lemmy.world
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      43•20 days ago

      Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao

    • @Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world
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      3•19 days ago

      Soccer, the least masculine sport

      • @NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee
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        7•19 days ago

        As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.

        • @Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world
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          Many of us are aware what heterosexual CIS women are attracted to.

          Guys who play soccer blow on their soup to cool it down before they sip

          • @NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee
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            1•18 days ago

            My husband blows on his soup to cool it so it doesn’t burn his mouth … Intelligence is also attractive.

            • @Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world
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              And swings his feet while sitting in a chair

    • @bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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      3•20 days ago

      He is OP

  • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    48•21 days ago

    • BarqsHasBite
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      9•20 days ago

      Bonjour?

  • @Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world
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    38•21 days ago

    It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago

  • @Fleur_@aussie.zone
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    34•20 days ago

    Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

    • @Zealousideal_Fox_900@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8•20 days ago

      That’d be hella interesting loool

  • @RoomTempCoffee@lemmy.cafe
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    32•21 days ago

    Something about it gives me Morrowind face model vibes

  • @anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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    30•20 days ago

    It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:

  • @gamer@lemm.ee
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    30•20 days ago

    OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.

  • @Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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    29•20 days ago

    Looks like a dishonoured thug

    • Something Burger 🍔
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      8•20 days ago

      Blow off, choffer!

    • @SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one
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      2•19 days ago

      I was thinking Arcane.

      Now I really want a Dishonored series in that style.

  • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      3•20 days ago

      We’re an early hominid from a certain point of view

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
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        6•20 days ago

        We’re doing all we can to be late.

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