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@Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 month ago

Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor

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Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor

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@Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 month ago
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    I mean… at least he’s washing his ass.

    • @Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      79•1 month ago

      Ikr. Most hygienic 4chan user

  • Lycaon
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    Maybe we should bring kinkshaming back after all

    • @EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world
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      Never should have left.

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        deleted by creator

    • Cethin
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      Yeah, there’s never been a total abolishion of kink shaming. I’m very tolerant of people doing what they want, but there was one person I knew who said they were into necrophilia, which I really don’t trust to be handled in a safe manner and they liked a female friend of mine. Pedophilia has also never really been accepted, and whatever the fuck this thing is shouldn’t either.

      Now, I don’t support treating these people as evil just because their brain works like that. I think that’s wrong. I think they should be seeking help to change the way they think though.

      • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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        I for one wish I could donate my corpse to necrophiliacs. Go nuts yall, have fun.

        Just keep me cold so the meat doesn’t go bad, the cannibals get my corpse next.

        • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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          7•1 month ago

          Mmm, salty cold cuts.

      • @Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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        6•1 month ago

        Pedophilia and necrophilia aren’t considered kinks though. They are paraphilic disorders, which are psychopathology.

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    157•1 month ago

    Anon invents cognitive behavioral torture (CBT)

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      Up next: cognitive ball torture

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        That’s just JOI for CBT enthusiasts.

      • asudox
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        cock and ball torture

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        cog n ball torture 🤔

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      How do you give gold on lemmy

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        I prefer to give Lemmy lead lanyards, but to each their own

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        You donate money to your instance admins in their name.

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    What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy.

    • @Charlxmagne@lemmy.world
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      I am in desperate need of bleach, and memory eraser. I should’ve stopped reading after the word shower, god knows why I didn’t. Morbid curiosity is a horrible thing.

      This feels like watching the Jeremy Kyle show, my life and mind might be somewhat fked but at least I’m not this guy.

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      It’s in the middle of a workday, but I should probably immediately go get blackout drunk. I don’t want to risk remembering this…

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    God forbid men try to practice having empathy in a private setting.

    But yeah, therapy would probably help a lot.

    • @sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      sounds like the only shower ever taken on 4chan. I think he’s doing great, comparatively

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    sometimes I maintain my faith in humanity

    Other times… This is an other time

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    That’s enough internet for today.

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    needed this today, thank you op

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    Would be less worrying if anon got off to this

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    Anon takes ‘Walk a mile in their shoes’ too seriously

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    Well that’s fucked.

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      So was Anon in his mind

      *flees the scene*

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    This is NOT going to look good at the pearly gates

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