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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago

Rhubarb

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Rhubarb

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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago
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  • BootyEnthusiast
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    84•1 month ago

    Phil is a menace and must be stopped

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      16•1 month ago

      He’s doing them a favor. Rhubarb be nasty.

      • no bananaOP
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        62•1 month ago

        Rhubarb haters be crazy

      • @baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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        14•1 month ago

        Gotta combine it with strawberries just to make it edible

      • @MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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        9•1 month ago

        It is. People think they like rhubarb, but they actually like rhubarb-strawberry flavored sugar.

        • @filcuk@lemmy.zip
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          3•1 month ago

          We make rhubarb cake using one from our garden. It’s delicious.

  • AGuyAcrossTheInternet
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    63•1 month ago

    If Phil won’t obey, you’re gonna have to set up a rhubarbwire fence.

  • @Clepsydrae@lemmy.world
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    58•1 month ago

    Narrator: Phil is a rabbit. This sign will not work.

    • Ignotum
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      27•1 month ago

      Just because he’s a rabbit he can’t read?
      Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
      Let’s leave those specieist stereotypes at the door please

      • @rmuk@feddit.uk
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        17•1 month ago

        You misunderstand. Phil’s abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.

        • @Honytawk@feddit.nl
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          12•1 month ago

        • no bananaOP
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          6•1 month ago

          That is the exact behavior I expect from a rabbit.

      • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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        4•1 month ago

        Fucking thank you

      • @musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
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        3•1 month ago

        I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.

  • @Mniot@programming.dev
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    17•1 month ago

    Some people think, “oh this witch leaving a note means she’s really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb.” It’s not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.

  • @FrChazzz@lemm.ee
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    15•1 month ago

    “Never rub rob another man’s rhubarb!”

    • Blackout
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      3•1 month ago

      I am nut not robber

      • @ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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        2•1 month ago

        If you’re touching another’s rhubarb you should not rubber rob her.

  • @Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world
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    14•1 month ago

    The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.

  • @Wilco@lemm.ee
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    10•1 month ago

    Wars have been fought for less Phil.

  • @letsgo@lemm.ee
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    8•1 month ago

    He just wants another slice of rhubarb tart

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fgjt_K5Vjc

    • no bananaOP
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      5•1 month ago

      Another youtube link to a piece of rhubarb art!

  • @ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    8•1 month ago

    Plot twist: Phil is a rabbit.

  • @JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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    1 month ago

    Seems a little Rude, Barb to hoard your rhubarb.

    • Deceptichum
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      4•1 month ago

      Barbara

  • @mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    sorry, the word rhubarb, in my brain, now links directly to

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I

    • @tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      6•1 month ago

      I’ve only seen the spoken version of this

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFoyspFAKnM

    • barnaclebutt
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      4•1 month ago

      Yeah, at this point I have no idea what the post is about and all I can think about is the German rhubarb song

    • no bananaOP
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      3•1 month ago

      Well that song was wonderful. I did use English captions, but my favorite part was the rabarberbarbar. Which I wrote in Swedish because I can’t spell it in German.

      • @LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de
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        3•1 month ago

        Its basically the same in German: Rhabarberbarbar. Or did you just forgot the h after the r? If so, then its identical to German :D

        • no bananaOP
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          Fantastic. I did feel like that should be the case.

  • @Zombie@feddit.uk
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    Relevant Good Life episode: https://youtu.be/l3U4W9KIZdc

    • no bananaOP
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      2•1 month ago

      Actually life is bad because Phil stole the rhubarb

  • @too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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    3•1 month ago

    https://youtu.be/SDKuWphUaWI

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    2•1 month ago

    The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.

  • @djehuti@programming.dev
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    1•1 month ago

    For Punxsutawney Phil, presumably

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