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@ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 month ago

3 lies and 1 truth ahhh

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3 lies and 1 truth ahhh

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@ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 month ago
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  • OhStopYellingAtMe
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    Weird that she was allowed to adopt even one child, let alone two, being so young and single. Maybe she is a very successful businesswoman & philanthropist. This is evidently why she is also still a virgin- no time for dating when running a successful business.

    I assume “as🍑” has something to do with her career. Maybe she runs a fruit preserves manufacturer? Good of her to offer to let us try out making new flavors, though I don’t know what I would add to peach jam. Maybe nutmeg?

    • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      Peaches…come in her can. Put it in there like a man. In a factory downtown.

      • @ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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        9•1 month ago

        Nature’s candy in your hand or pie

      • @bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml
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        6•1 month ago

        This reference reminds me I need to take some ibuprofen.

        • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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          6•1 month ago

          Chris Ballew, the singer and bassist of POTUSA, now does children’s music under the name Casper Babypants.

    • @Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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      14•1 month ago

      It isn’t much used, but cardamom is actually really good with peach. And cinnamon of course.

      • @nomy@lemmy.zip
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        10•1 month ago

        I recently had a “spiced peach butter” similar to apple butter that was really great. I think it was mostly cinnamon and nutmeg.

  • @BossDj@lemm.ee
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    Young people these days unjokingly refer to their pets as their children. I could see that going on here

  • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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    46•1 month ago

    Maybe they’re butt babies

  • stebo
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    42•1 month ago

    this feels like an ai was trained on dating app bios and then it spat out this

    • @phx@lemmy.ca
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      3•1 month ago

      I think it swallowed rather than spat it this case

    • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3•1 month ago

      Most of Tinder is not real profiles last i was in there a few years ago. Bet it’s so much worse now

      • @copd@lemmy.world
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        how did you verify the profiles were not human?

  • @Mordred_85@lemmy.world
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    31•1 month ago

    Holy Mary

  • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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    26•1 month ago

    2 kids at 20, oof

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      3•1 month ago

      Could be terms twins, you never know!

  • @Merva@sh.itjust.works
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    23•1 month ago

    I see the facebook trend of finding random picture of girl and then adding derogatory “jokes” on it has reached lemmy.

  • @gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world
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    19•1 month ago

    🚩🚩🚩

    • snooggums
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      40•1 month ago

      Yeah, but as a counterpoint duckass

      • @gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world
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        24•1 month ago

        I’ll reply with this: five minutes of masturbation can prevent a lifetime of pain and suffering.

        • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌
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          12•1 month ago

          Or, just do it!

          • @pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            My friends keep telling me not to and my parents would be sad. I also feel bad about somebody finding my body

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          Nah hit that shit raw bro.

  • Kairos
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    These can all be true. Just very unlikely.

    • Semperverus
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      Imagine having babies twice from external contact. Like non-penetrative fun times and then forgetting that you can still get pringuante if the semen gets on the outside. Or maybe it leaked out her “as🍑” and down in (/s)?

      • Kairos
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        Adoption :3

        • Semperverus
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          I like how everyone is trying to force the adoption idea. You can literally get pregnant from non-penetrative sex if semen comes into contact with the vulva. Which is more likely than adoption for teenagers who think they’re being clever, and/or people with strong religious backgrounds who feel shame for what they’re doing and trying to get their needs met while skirting around “the rules.”

          • Kairos
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            Yes but nobody on this site knows how a woman works.

        • @Apeman42@lemmy.world
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          1•1 month ago

          To a single 20 year old? Twice?

          • Kairos
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            Unlikely, but possible.

  • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    17•1 month ago

    She seems fun.

  • @hOrni@lemmy.world
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    17•1 month ago

    Maybe she adopted?

    • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      It was a miracle.

    • @answersplease77@lemmy.world
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      she adopted her 2nd as a single mom at 20 yrs only…

  • @Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world
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    10•1 month ago

    Almost with matching just to ask the real questions

    • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3•1 month ago

      Then get the crypto link reply

  • @Vespair@lemm.ee
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    Oh so Mary does it and people spend the next thousand years making statues and paintings in her honor, but Elena does it and gets blasted on social media?

    Hypocrites

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