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Deceptichum to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

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  • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    Hey OP, did you know that the voice of Ducky was a little girl named Judith Barsi? Did you know that Judith also voiced the little girl character, Anne-Marie, in All Dog Go To Heaven? And did you know that Judith Barsi was brutally murdered along with her mother by her father who then killed himself? And did you know that this murder happened between her lines being recorded and the release of either of these films? So when you fell in love with a little duck billed dinosaur saying “Yepyepyep” and a little orphan girl who talks to animals, you were listening to the echos of a voice of a murdered 10 year old girl.

    Why did I bring this up, OP? Because you made me sad, so I’mma make you sad too.

    RIP Judith

    • @ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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      86•1 month ago

      Damn the post calls people old and they need to see a doctor for butt stuff. And this response is to horrify and amaze.

      • @errer@lemmy.world
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        42•1 month ago

        “How dare this stranger bring up my slightly advanced age! Here’s a child that was brutally murdered. Now we’re even!”

    • @noseatbelt@lemmy.ca
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      53•1 month ago

      Wtf dude, I could have gone my whole life not knowing this. I hope your socks get wet.

      • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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        21•1 month ago

        Oh for fucks sake just kill them, no need to be unduly mean about it and pull unforgivable acts of torture.

        • Cethin
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          At least Judith’s father didn’t get her socks wet.

          • @Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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            3•1 month ago

            Too soon.

            • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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              I think it’s just the wrong medium. In a standup set, this kind of joke could kill.

    • @Zozano@aussie.zone
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      Goddamn.

      I respect the brutality, if nothing else

    • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      Even more fun, she was sexually assaulted by her father multiple times. Police were involved because of the constant abuse. It fucked with her psychologically, and her mother kept hesitating to take action

      • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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        10•1 month ago

        We go on and on about stranger danger, but family is where the danger is at 99% of the time and kids aren’t taught about this nearly enough.

    • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      9•1 month ago

      OP didn’t mean to make us sad :(

    • @knitwitt@lemmy.world
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      7•1 month ago

      What a tasteless comment.

      • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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        6•1 month ago

        🫡

  • @MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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    73•1 month ago

    What did I do to you to deserve this aggression on such a nice morning?

    • @Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      14•1 month ago

      OP is just looking after your health is all

  • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    68•1 month ago

    For anyone wondering, this is the rain scene from Sausage Party (2016) when the chocolate eclair tries weed for the first time.

    • @NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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      18•1 month ago

      Get out of here you lying heathen!

  • @alekwithak@lemmy.world
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    67•1 month ago

  • @LandedGentry@lemmy.zip
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    • Pennomi
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      Everyone knows you can only watch a movie on release and never after that point.

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        • @A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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          12•1 month ago

          Am 38 and my friend just got his first one. They’re recommending them younger now, 40-45.

          • @Lowpast@lemmy.world
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            14•1 month ago

            No, actually they recommended colorectal screening at 45, which includes blood tests, stool DNA, and stool tests. If those are abnormal, then you go visual.

            So basically you don’t need a colonocopy, nor is it recommended, unless something is unusual in the blood/stool or you are high risk.

            • @A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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              Good to know, thanks! I haven’t had that chat with my doctor yet.

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            • @RedAggroBest@lemmy.world
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              As long as you aren’t high risk, the brand in the US is Cologuard. Shit in a box and they mail it to a lab.

            • @Lowpast@lemmy.world
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              Yes, blood and stool tests are not only just as effective for screening, they are they recommended tests.

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                • @Lowpast@lemmy.world
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                  Turns out they changed the suggestion for that too! Start with blood tests and go from there.

        • @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Only 36 years old…that means if you watched it when you were 9, when the movie was new (which was the style at the time) you’re 45, dude.

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            • @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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              Lol. Bullshit if you think 10 year olds were watching more pg13 stuff in the 80s/early 90s than cartoons and Disney animated films. That Era was land before time, little mermaid, Oliver and company, rockadoodle, all dogs go to heaven, secret of nihm, Aladin, etc.

              Also, just FYI, I am aware that like 3 of those movies aren’t disney flicks.

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                • @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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                  “Most kids were on to” is a direct inference into the statement that kids were no longer interested in watching G rated movies.

                  So right there, is the spot.

    • @MBM@lemmings.world
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      2•1 month ago

      (released 1988)

      TIL kid me was enjoying ancient movies

  • @metaldwarf@lemmy.world
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    23•1 month ago

    Jokes on you, I’m 40 and I’ve had 5 of them already.

    • @Toribor@corndog.social
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      High risk or just like the experience?

      • @metaldwarf@lemmy.world
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        Colon Cancer runs in my family. I also have digestive illnesses that predispose me to colon cancer. So every 5 years since age 20.

        • @Toribor@corndog.social
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          Yeah I should have expected a serious answer but I couldn’t resist. Glad you’re taking care of yourself though. Cancer is awful.

      • @null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I’m 43 and I’ve had one.

        Bloody stool so got checked out. Was nothing.

  • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    Just FYI for anyone that is wondering about colonoscopies:

    The American Cancer Society recommends that people at average risk* of colorectal cancer start regular screening at age 45.

    …the disease is rising sharply in people under age 50, most of whom are years away from getting their first screening

    So get a colonoscopy. Got mine at 45, it was absolutely NBD. They give good knockout drugs if you like, you have a nice nap and that’s it. Even the laxative is a non-event (I got a doc that prescribed miralax and sports drink combo, some of the prescribed liquids are gross) and was super easy. The worst thing about it was being hungry and wanting a cup of coffee because you can’t eat before the procedure.

    • @randon31415@lemmy.world
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      Tried to get one at 42 - they required a cola-guard screening first. Requested a cola-guard screening and insurance didn’t cover it until 45. Tried to manually buy one - couple thousand dollars. So basically you can’t start getting screened until 45.

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        #Murica

        • @yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Eh, Germany has it worse. You get a total of two in your life, earliest at age 50 and they must be >=10 years apart.

          Gotta love “socialized” health insurances whose legal priority is remaining economical.

          Beats not having any health insurance though.

      • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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        #insurancewin

        That sucks. If you have any family history of polyps or colon cancer it might be worth trying again specifically mentioning those things if you have that option.

  • @Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    21•1 month ago

    I’m only 32. Is it really that early?

    • Zloubida
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      Oh I had my first one earlier than that!

      (Don’t do PhDs, people)

      • @m4xie@lemmy.ca
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        Was your PhD in Proctology and you were on the other end?

        • Zloubida
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          It felt like that.😅

          But the truth is that the stress wounded my intestines.

      • @double_quack@lemm.ee
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        seated 18hrs a day?

  • ComradeSharkfucker
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    No tf it is not lol, I’m still in college

    • @Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world
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      You can be in college and still be over 40.

      • @philophilsaurus@sh.itjust.works
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        Doctors HATE this one SIMPLE TRICK!

  • @pjwestin@lemmy.world
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    20•1 month ago

    Fuck you, I’ve still got 7 or 8 years left.

  • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    19•1 month ago

    If she doesn’t fuck with little foot then she’s too young for you

  • @Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    19•1 month ago

    Until now, it has been before time.

  • @0x01@lemmy.ml
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    15•1 month ago

    The 90s was really out here making us hungry for dang leaf. I’m not too proud to say I tried it, it was gross.

  • @Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone
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    13•1 month ago

    Yep, yep, RIP

  • clif
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    12•1 month ago

    I literally confirmed a colonoscopy appointment 30 min ago and then see this on Lemmy.

    What the hell?

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