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MacN'Cheezus to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life

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Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life

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MacN'Cheezus to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • @monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com
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    113•1 month ago

    Don’t worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.

    • @BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      46•1 month ago

      Thagomizer dildo?

      • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        11•1 month ago

        Thagomizer? I hardly know her!

      • @scytale@lemm.ee
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        8 days ago

        deleted by creator

      • @monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com
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        7•1 month ago

        Oh my… Thank you for the correct term, I’m sure she’s been thagomized to the Cretaceous and back by now.

      • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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        3•1 month ago

        dildo thagomizer!

  • Ricky Rigatoni
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    95•1 month ago

    Fake: Dinosurs aren’t real

    Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      53•1 month ago

      I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

      • @MinFapper@startrek.website
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        18•1 month ago

        I don’t think he ever said it’s his first time

        • MacN'CheezusOP
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          5•1 month ago

          Not explicitly, no

      • @ameancow@lemmy.world
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        5•1 month ago

        Not only was it wild he coincidentally had the account ready, it’s equally wild that this girl never thought about her father before this random stranger brings it up while she’s trying to work. Really wild stuff, almost makes you wonder.

    • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      12•1 month ago

      wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no

      what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?

      • Zagorath
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        10•1 month ago

        What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.

        • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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          i always forget birds exist, sorry

          edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil

          • Zagorath
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            2•1 month ago

            Wait, what happens in Acre?

            • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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              3•1 month ago

              it is heard around all of Brazil that there are dinosaurs in Acre, but nobody has ever been there to truly know

            • I Cast Fist
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              2•1 month ago

              It’s an landlocked equivalent to the Bermuda Triangle

    • I Cast Fist
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      10•1 month ago

      Plot twist: anon is a scaly furry

    • @lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      7•1 month ago

      More like Ace

  • @Etterra@discuss.online
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    51•1 month ago

    I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%

    • @ameancow@lemmy.world
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      5•1 month ago

      And the odds of her never having pondered her father except for this one time when she was working: 0%

  • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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    22•1 month ago

    Obi wan Kenobi’d her.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      5•1 month ago

      “These aren’t the daddies you’re looking for”

  • @WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    15•1 month ago

    Me on Lemmy NSFW every day.

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