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NONE to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

NONE to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
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  • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    132•2 months ago

    🤌

    • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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      51•2 months ago

      🤏

      • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        27•2 months ago

        I thought my hand gesture was a chef’s kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you’re on about.

        • Theatomictruth
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          19•2 months ago

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_pinching_conspiracy_theory

          • @peregrin5@lemm.ee
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            25•2 months ago

            Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?

            • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              12•2 months ago

              I’m not insecure! YOU’RE INSECURE!

            • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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              1•2 months ago

              Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn’t

          • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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            9•2 months ago

            that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises

            Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.

            • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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              4•2 months ago

              Hah. Until your member gets pinched in the XL jock strap, or the dreaded dip, or the “nope, that’s too deep”.

        • @peregrin5@lemm.ee
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          10•2 months ago

          🫰

          • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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            9•2 months ago

            🤙🏽

            • nocturne
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              10•2 months ago

              🤘

              • @OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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                5•2 months ago

                🫵

                • Heathcliff
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                  5•2 months ago

                  👏 and 👍 if you 🫵 clicked 👅 to show 🎪 more comments 🎙️

        • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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          8•2 months ago

          It is Italian, but doesn’t mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F

          Also, in related news, today I learned:

          In Malawi, the gesture refers to human testicles (machende) in the Bantu language Chichewa.

          • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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            5•2 months ago

            Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.

            • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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              2•2 months ago

              It’s a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.

              • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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                5•2 months ago

                Ah, so you’re someone to ignore.

                • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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                  3•2 months ago

                  I mean, sure. You do you, friend.

              • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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                2•2 months ago

                I could agree it is someone holding an invisible cigarette but I have not ever seen someone do a chefs kiss with the two fingers apart or sideways, let alone both.

                • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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                  3•2 months ago

                  Start of the motion. But I see where you’re coming from. This seems to be a matter of perception.

              • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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                2•2 months ago

                I thought it was finger banging.

    • @Gork@lemm.ee
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      8•2 months ago

      The Italian seal of approval

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
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        8•2 months ago

        I don’t see any seals in the picture.

        • @kescusay@lemmy.worldM
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          14•2 months ago

          Here’s one!

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            1•2 months ago

            🥰

      • @mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works
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        deleted by creator

  • @rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    108•2 months ago

    The prophecy has been fulfilled

    • @Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      10•2 months ago

      The end of days has come

      • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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        10•2 months ago

        Know we’re all fucked.

      • M137
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        5•2 months ago

        Didn’t need this to realise that but I’m glad it happened anyway.

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    103•2 months ago

    2023, but good find

    • Miles O'Brien
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      34•2 months ago

      My first thought was “… Again? They need some better contraceptives” but no, it’s the same one… A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.

  • @k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    80•2 months ago

    This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.

    • NONEOP
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      18•2 months ago

      Thats it, you won the comments section.

  • @2fm@lemmy.world
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    72•2 months ago

    Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…

    • @GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      60•2 months ago

      Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…

      • @Stamau123@lemmy.world
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        53•2 months ago

        Wang! Pay attention!

        Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…

        • @ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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          47•2 months ago

          Cock your head! Do you see it?!

          Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…

          • @FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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            41•2 months ago

            Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…

            • @Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world
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              18•2 months ago

              Pecker, oh that’s not a woodpecker it looks like a huge …

              • @Apeman42@lemmy.world
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                15•2 months ago

                Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-

                • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  “COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”

        • Libra00
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          12•2 months ago

          Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.

  • Flax
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    71•2 months ago

    Now THIS is what I want to see from this community

    • @ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
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      11•2 months ago

      The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”

      • Flax
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        7•2 months ago

        Tbf this is an old article. But still funny.

  • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    38•2 months ago

    Everything reminds me of him 😞

  • Hemingways_Shotgun
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    34•2 months ago

    Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said “Yeah…fuck it…let’s see how crazy shit can get.”

  • @jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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    30•2 months ago

    You think that’s big, you should see the size of it under the water.

    • @FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world
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      23•2 months ago

      Also, this is what it looks like when it’s cold.

      • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        “I was in the pool?”

    • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4•2 months ago

      Just the tip…

    • @MrShankles@reddthat.com
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      It’s a grower, not a show-er… the water’s just really cold there!

  • @NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee
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    24•2 months ago

    I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.

    • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      7•2 months ago

      The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).

  • @Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    23•2 months ago

    Okay… 2023? How did I miss this? That can’t be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it’s just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored… It sure would explain a lot.

    • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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      At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.

    • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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      7•2 months ago

      I was thinking, “That thing’s still around?!”

      • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ok, why is this also what she said?!

  • @HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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    15•2 months ago

    c/BrandNewSentence

    • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      !brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

  • @FoolishAchilles@lemm.ee
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    14•2 months ago

    Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion

  • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    14•2 months ago

    THE PROPHECY!

  • Matt
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    13•2 months ago

    This happened two years ago…

    • @OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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      14•2 months ago

      And it still hasn’t melted? Checkmate, environmental lobby

      • nocturne
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        20•2 months ago

        Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.

        • @OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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          Thank you for that, I was about to set off on a madcap adventure to find the eternal ice donkey cock but instead I think I’ll watch hockey

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