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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Futurama @lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Always cracks me up

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Always cracks me up

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  • @MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    My favourite bit is this one from a different episode:

    Fry: What’s the matter compressor?

    Professor Farnsworth: Nothing’s the matter, Fry, now that I’ve turbo-charged the matter compressor.

    • @blitzen@lemmy.ca
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      78•2 months ago

      I’m partial to the joke in this episode:

      [Plunging the ship deep into the ocean]

      “How many atmospheres of pressure can the ship take?”

      “Well it’s a space ship, so somewhere between zero and one.”

      • @lobut@lemmy.ca
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        32•2 months ago

        I always think back to this one:

        Leela: “that guy’s turning this place into some sort of ‘business’”

        Professor: “this isn’t a business, I’ve always thought of it more as a source of cheap labor … like a family”

        I don’t know why I like it so much. I could see the punchline coming but how the exchange got there makes me smile every time.

        • @eronth@lemmy.world
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          2•2 months ago

          It’s the ol’ “headache with pictures” quote that gets me.

          • @lobut@lemmy.ca
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            lol, it’s not just the quote that gets me with the “headache with pictures” … it’s Leela saying something like, “you mean an idea?”

            and then Fry with the weird nod reply

            • @eronth@lemmy.world
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              2•2 months ago

              Yup. The whole exchange is fantastic. I do the head-nod part with my partner a lot if I struggle to explain something and she gives me a better phrasing for it (and vice versa).

      • @24_at_the_withers@lemmy.world
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        17•2 months ago

        One of my favorites was from Bender: “Oh, but you can, but you might have to ‘metaphorically’ make a deal with the ‘devil’. And by ‘devil’, I mean Robot Devil, and by ‘metaphorically’, I mean get your coat.”

    • @24_at_the_withers@lemmy.world
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      11•2 months ago

      I’ve been quoting Farnsworth’s “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore” a lot lately.

  • @The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    43•2 months ago

    • @Maultasche@lemmy.world
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      13•2 months ago

      When he meets real mermaids in the manga, isn’t there one that looks exactly like this in the crowd?

    • @Ydna@lemmy.world
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      9•2 months ago

      Mermaid vs reverse-mermaid; a classic debate

    • @Psythik@lemm.ee
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      5•2 months ago

      Why does this dude always have crazy eyes? What’s his deal?

  • @benignintervention@lemmy.world
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    28•2 months ago

    We call them land-sea lions. I tame them.

    • AwaM
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      9•2 months ago

      Hail Atlanta!

      • @limelight79@lemm.ee
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        4•2 months ago

        These here are some Yankees!

        How did a city with such a great airport end up at the bottom of the ocean?

        I was living in Georgia when this aired, so it really hit home. My favorite episode by far.

  • @Technus@lemmy.zip
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    26•2 months ago

    I feel like Fry didn’t try hard enough. There definitely still were options, avenues to explore. By running away he just outed himself for how vanilla he is in bed.

    • @InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      11•2 months ago

      By running away he just outed himself for how vanilla he is in bed.

    • @datavoid@lemmy.ml
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      4•2 months ago

      Fissy?

  • Mayor Poopington
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    25•2 months ago

    Good news! It’s a suppository!

    • @flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7•2 months ago

      Yes. Stop asking.

  • @Flying_Hellfish@lemmy.world
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    20•2 months ago

    Umbriel: This here’s a volcanic vent. The water comes out at over 4000 degrees.

    Fry: No Kidding…

    Umbriel: Did it just get colder?

  • @conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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    Reminds me of Red Dwarf:

    Lister (or maybe it was Rimmer): That’s a mermaid? Shouldn’t it be a woman on top and fish on bottom?

    Cat: No, that’s the stupid way round!

    Danny John-Jules absolutely crushed that role

    • @ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world
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      5•2 months ago

      Yes he did. I bet he’s fun as hell to hang out with too.

    • @doc_dish@lemm.ee
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      HOLLY: Alright! What’s happening, dudes?

      CAT: We’re having a really nice time. I’m dating Marilyn Monroe and also I have another girlfriend who’s a mermaid. She’s half woman, half fish. (He starts licking and kissing a photograph then turns round.) It’s Miranda, my girlfriend.

      As she comes out of the water we see the top half of her is a fish, the bottom half is a woman.

      HOLLY: Somehow I’d imagined she’d be a woman on top and a fish on the bottom.

      CAT: No! That’s a stupid way round. (He sticks out his tongue briefly and grins and waves.)

  • stinerman
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    15•2 months ago

    I explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.

    • @non_burglar@lemmy.world
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      23•2 months ago

      How was your night on the sofa?

    • @SpitefulSprite@lemmy.world
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      5•2 months ago

      But having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them… 😭 lmao

    • Prehensile_cloaca
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      2•2 months ago

      I also choose that guy’s dead fish

    • @the_trash_man@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • @Squibbles@lemmy.ca
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    14•2 months ago

    A classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npyOOsxoA8I

    • BarqsHasBite
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      6•2 months ago

      Thought it’d be this https://youtu.be/ZIBLgLNLX2g

    • @Aralakh@lemmy.ca
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      3•2 months ago

      A masterpiece, can’t believe I’ve never heard it before.

  • @GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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    10•2 months ago

    My favourite joke from this episode, and one of my favourite jokes from all of Futurama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2W64Xbt7lo

    • @limelight79@lemm.ee
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      6•2 months ago

      Mine: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ouMV8EhR3Jw

      I saw this when it first aired, and I actually rolled off my couch from laughing so hard.

      • @GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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        3•2 months ago

        Incredible. Outstanding episode really

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    4•2 months ago

    I like my mermaids with the lady part on top and the lady part on the bottom.

  • @voracitude@lemmy.world
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    3•2 months ago

    But I love sushi…

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