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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago

Ducking right

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Ducking right

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  • @MrTrono@lemmy.world
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    39•3 months ago

    Apple encourages fowl language

    • @Okokimup@lemmy.world
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      1•3 months ago

      Dad?

  • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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    31•3 months ago

    “I keep hitting my head on that low cabinet.”

    “Maybe you should try fucking.”

  • Ricky Rigatoni
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    23•3 months ago

    I saw someone fucking under a bridge to avoid the rain today

    • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      10•3 months ago

      Nah still checks out. Fucking in the rain seems interesting but you get cold quick and water makes for a terrible lubricant.

  • AFK BRB Chocolate
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    11•3 months ago

    I’m ducking out of this thread before it gets nasty

  • @MNByChoice@midwest.social
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    8•3 months ago

    Ducking and dodging all night!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    “This game’s hitboxes suck. I was ducking and still couldn’t fit under the opening that my character could clearly fit into.” - Something I’ve actually said about Fallout 4

    • @annette_runner@lemmy.world
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      5•3 months ago

      They call it a “crouch” in the manual. You were crouching, not ducking.

      • fraksken
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        6•3 months ago

        “I’m ducking for cover”?

        • @annette_runner@lemmy.world
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          6•3 months ago

          🤷Im not denying its a real word, just that the game doesnt use it.

  • @RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7•3 months ago

    My phone is really good at replacing ducking with fucking but the one time i actually want to use ducking it won’t let me and I gotta fix it like 3 times.

  • @GiveOver@feddit.uk
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    6•3 months ago

    All hail the Ducking, ruler of the lake

  • Una
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    5•3 months ago

    I use it, i regularly duck ducking go

  • /home/pineapplelover
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    4•3 months ago

    I don’t use autocorrect (only autosuggest) but when I did, in the dictionary, I autocorrected all the curse words to match up fuck=fuck, shit=shit, ass=ass, etc. If you still use autocorrect, you might want to do this if you curse a lot.

  • @Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    4•3 months ago

    “Did the sniper get one of our guys?” “No they were all fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean…”

  • @TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip
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    4•3 months ago

    This is why you just set a shortcut in your phone.

  • BarqsHasBite
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    4•3 months ago

    He’s ducking the real issue here.

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    3•3 months ago

    I’ll be ducking out now.

    • @Donkter@lemmy.world
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      3•3 months ago

      I’ll be fucking out now

  • @58008@lemmy.world
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    3•3 months ago

    What were you doing as the arcing rope of hot bonobo jizzum was spiralling toward you from between the bars of the zoo enclosure?

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