• @cm0002@lemmy.worldOP
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        73 months ago

        It’s been 15 minutes and I still don’t see a post! Slacking! Or was a supposed to grease the palms with some latinum? lmao XD

        • dohpaz42
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          3 months ago

          A few slips couldn’t hurt I’m sure.

          Edit: I swear I didn’t see @ummthatguy@lemmy.world’s comment before posting this.

  • Scrambled Eggs
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    93 months ago

    I once thought I had two fierce wolves inside me. Turns out I just ate too much taco bell.

  • @Beetschnapps@lemmy.world
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    So multiple contradictions but you’re not willing to admit to it?

    Yearning but also an eternal spirit outside of time…? A teenager with dopamine… but also a gremlin addicted to everything…

    Basically nothing matters and everything affects me… I have no idea of words but everything is an adjective applied to me…

    • @Broadfern@lemmy.world
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      53 months ago

      The internal human experience is far more fluid and ever-changing than we often like to admit to ourselves.

    • @theneverfox@pawb.social
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      13 months ago

      If you think there’s any human who isn’t a walking contradiction, you haven’t understood anything about human nature

  • @Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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    13 months ago

    It’s not a gremlin, it’s a goblin, and they might also be the same entity as the ethereal being that lives outside of space and time. The goblin is also a deft thief who is capable of stealing physical things, spans of time, and memories.
    Also, the vengeful children make fun of me whenever I experience the slightest bit of rejection.