I swear Trump keeps this guy around to make himself look good in comparison.
Vance had one job: to be younger than Joe Biden.
“Hey guys, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
“My daddy, Peter Thiel, says that I get to wear a hat at the table. My daddy, Peter Thiel, says that I get to be vice president. My daddy, Peter Thiel, says that my children don’t hate me even when they say that they do. My daddy, Peter Thiel, sa…”
Hey Vance we have this cool thing we do for new guys it’s called a “blanket party” you should come over after lights out.
“Will there be a couch?”
Can the E-4 Mafia correct this problem?
I am surprised Vance wore his pajamas to lunch. He looks like he lost his luggage.
Why don’t you wear a suit? You’re at the highest level of this country’s office, and you refuse to wear a suit? I just want to see, do you own a suit?
Him wearing that hat is pretty hilarious.
Vance: Pulls out a box of crayons with a big dopey smile, shakes it a bit.
Ah, ah? Hehehe.
Marines: Absolutely no change of expression or behavior.
REMOVE YOUR FUCKING COVER MARINE!!!
He has to wear it to remind everyone, else no-one would ever believe he once was in the Marines. As a military journalist.
Soldier dress up
“You can’t sit with us” - Lance Coolies
The fact that the marines didn’t demand he take his hat off speaks against their own values.
They should not make an exception because he is the vice-president.
They probably don’t want to talk to him. Not even for that
You know you are so hated when no one wants to talk to you even though you are disrespecting everyone.
