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I CAN FIX HER!
SHE CAN BREAK ME!
There’s nothing to fix! Just take me.
I could, but whatever’s wrong with her is way hotter tbh
hell, at this point, I’d take her even if I couldn’t fix her.
Clussy got me acting up
Octokuro. Look her up. She did an IT cosplay
Raw. Next question.
I am afraid talking to women. My safety is in check ^^
Just look at your shoes, and dont make eye contact, and you’ll be fine
What about the brown eye
I can’t help you if you are into brown eyed girls. You’re on your own.
Can confirm. Been doing this my whole life. No problems so far.
ehh, if you gotta go, go out with a bang
Go out while banging*
Praying mantis entered the chat
Go home Lemmy, you’re horny
Bonk!
If this lures you in, you’re too old for Pennywise.
Someone read the book.
But The Dark Tower confirms there’s more things like Pennywise.
why isnt there porn with this level of fantastic?
Sweat+makeup/body paint=bad time
So many things from fantasies are actually a bad time in real life. Like sex on the beach. Who wants sand in those sensitive pleasure areas? I got to 2nd base on the beach once and we were both like f this let’s go back home. When I got back to my car I had a parking ticket. And I lost my eyeglasses.
Hey, you got fucked 3 different ways!
Two weeks later still finding sand in the most insane places.
Take a deep breath and beware of the dark side.
Still, 100% worth it
Although not as aggravating as sand in sensitive crevices, doing it laying or kneeling on a hard floor (stone, tile or wood) is very uncomfortable.
Source: Jinxie
Non-twitter link: https://xcancel.com/itsJinxie/status/1017746505975910401
I swear the head was worth my soul
I think she could probably lure me into her hole.
Is this one of those AI mashed emoji?
pretty sure android has this feature built in (and it’s not ai)
Would
This is a perfect album cover for Marcy Playground
Man, great throwback! I haven’t heard this in foreeeeever.
