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@Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 months ago

Child support

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Child support

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@Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 months ago
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    • @anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works
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      57•4 months ago

      My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.

      • @Wilco@lemm.ee
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        30•4 months ago

        My 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.

        • @absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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          17•4 months ago

          My 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.

          • @superkret@feddit.org
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            My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.

            • @potoo22@lemmy.world
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              14•3 months ago

              My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.

              • @absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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                10•3 months ago

                #blessed

                • @WILSOOON@programming.dev
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                  My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.

    • @IMongoose@lemmy.world
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      12•3 months ago

      Damn. My 8 month old bit me.

  • @EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
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    76•4 months ago

    “Mother! I yearn for the mines!”

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    42•3 months ago

    You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”

  • Glifted
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    42•4 months ago

    There’s person holding the baby that’s been shopped out

    • @FMT99@lemmy.world
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      17•3 months ago

      No I’ve seen this one before, the baby is actually standing on a stepladder and /that/ has been edited out.

      • @JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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        10•3 months ago

        I used to do the /Italics/ a lot but over here we use markdown so it’s just as easy to do *italics* like this

        • @Klear@lemmy.world
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          _This_ also works.

          • @JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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            It does, but on Android I can (well honestly I hit the little Italics button on voyager and it does it for me, with those) just press shift 8 for *

        • @FMT99@lemmy.world
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          Habit from the old BBSes I used… Can’t be having with this new fangled “mark down” at my age.

          • @JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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            Some frontends actually have a button that does it automatically and even puts my cursor between the marks conveniently

  • @polle@feddit.org
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    I had to look three times to realise that this is a child, some plastic bag hanging on the fuel pipe.

    • exu
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      17•3 months ago

      I think you’re missing a ‘not’ after the comma. Your comment was somewhat difficult to parse

      • @polle@feddit.org
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        LOL, yeah. I just woke up when i wrote that. Looks like my comment is as confusing as the picture :D

    • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      I only realised after reading your comment.

    • @IceFoxX@lemm.ee
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      Bro… if the message is a lie, such a picture without seeing the baby is also fake. All you need is a doll with baby clothes and a baby doesn’t even have such a balance.

  • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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    Child labor laws ruined this country

  • @Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee
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    21•4 months ago

    This just makes me angry

    • @Rambomst@lemmy.world
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      Because his white fit will get filthy?

      • chingadera
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        I think it’s just that op can’t stand seeing such an independent woman

    • @OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, what a shitty daughter. When I was that age I would’ve just bought my mom a new car.

    • @Takumidesh@lemmy.world
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      Because you bought the bait of an obviously photoshopped picture?

    • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      Mother of the year

  • @TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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    And then the car clapped

  • @OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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    Weird. I’m used to seeing Asians in obviously fake internet content 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    16•4 months ago

    This is what happens when Facebook women try to one up each other’s posts.

  • @kemsat@lemmy.world
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    My brain is convinced that is a plastic bag that got caught on the hose.

  • @WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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    10•4 months ago

    A 7 month old did that? Bullshit.

    • NoneOfUrBusiness
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      Because you just got wooshed.

    • Ecco the dolphin
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      I know right? Have any of these posters met a baby? They’re too short for this.

    • Mubelotix
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      I don’t know why you got downvoted, a 7 month old cannot even speak

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        37•4 months ago

        Nothing gets past you two

      • @underwire212@lemm.ee
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        My God it’s a joke

        • Mubelotix
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          You guys downvote for this? They should have replied instead of downvoted

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      Ye of little faith.

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    Babys first huff of gas fumes

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