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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 11 months ago

Anon is a soyboy

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Anon is a soyboy

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 11 months ago
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  • @LowleeKun@feddit.org
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    2•11 months ago

    It is a badge i would wear with honor, because soy is awesome and the myth is bullshit.

    • @snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•11 months ago

      afaik, it’s not really a myth. it does actually have plenty of phytoestrogens and it’s often recommended as a supplement for HRT. Probably not enough to have much of an effect on its own though

      • Who knew?
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        2•11 months ago

        False, the phytoestrogens in beer are far more bioavailable, but also the animal estrogen in beef.

      • @cccc0@sh.itjust.works
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        it does actually have plenty of phytoestrogens

        you think because it has “estrogens” in the name it turns you into a girl. phyto- means plant. are you a plant?

        recommended as a supplement for HRT.

        by who? facebook?

        • r00ty
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          1•11 months ago

          by who? facebook?

          You know what I’ve been seeing on Facebook lately (qualifier, I use it for my local village group and those last few friends that refuse to use anything else)? People posting the fact that the AstraZeneca vaccine used a modified chimpanzee adenovirus and implying this is the cause of the mpox business.

          I would 100% bet they got it from Facebook!

        • @shneancy@lemmy.world
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          1•11 months ago

          but you see, the whole of Asia is made up of just women so that proves it! /s

        • @hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
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          1•11 months ago

          Exactly. It has a similar name in one of the ingredients. But: this ingredient is not estrogen and it basically has zero impact on the hormones in your body. And all experts know that. That’s why there’s no scientific papers supporting this whole soy / estrogen theory.

        • @snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          0•11 months ago

          I dunno, just mentioning what I’ve heard before, hence the ‘afaik’

  • @Zozano@lemy.lol
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    The really funny thing about this is OP is egregiously wrong.

    Soy doesn’t contain estrogen, it contains phytoestrogen, which not only doesn’t produce any estrogen-like side-effect, but actively prevents our bodies from taking and producing estrogenic hormones.

    This is all very ironic, considering drinking excessive cows milk leeches calcium out of our bones and exposes us to a smorgasbord of hormones not designed for humans.

    Soy is shit tier anyway, oat milk all the way.

    • @jetsetdorito@lemm.ee
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      1•11 months ago

      If soy did do this, red states would be trying to regulate it so trans people couldn’t buy it.

  • @Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2•11 months ago

    It’s phytoestrogen, dummy Anon.

    • @barsquid@lemmy.world
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      1•11 months ago

      Fragile bros terrified of phytoestrogen in soy will be chugging dairy milk without a single concern.

      • Ricky Rigatoni
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        1•11 months ago

        All my dairy milk comes from bulls.

        • @chickenf622@sh.itjust.works
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          1•11 months ago

          Is that why my milk has been so salty recently?

          • @TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee
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            1•11 months ago

            Pffffffffft

            Cackling in the bar bathroom now, thanks

            • @JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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              1•11 months ago

              What kind of degen poops at a bar!?

              • @TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee
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                1•11 months ago

                The drunk kind

                • @JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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                  1•11 months ago

                  Yep, that tracks.

  • @SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    1•10 months ago

    Haha soy is beans, therefore it’s mega good for you. Beans are life

  • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    1•11 months ago

    It’s completely wild that people drink cow hormone juice and then think that soy is affecting their hormones.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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      2•11 months ago

      It’s completely wild that… Husbandry exists? That we eat other animals? That we rot liquid food to drink it? That we use bacteria to curdle milk?

      Hot bean juice!

      • @ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world
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        1•11 months ago

        I’m on your level. People get really weird about milk despite the fact that the majority of people consume animal flesh on a daily basis. Milk is way low on the weird food scale.

        • BarqsHasBite
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          We’ve been eating animals a few million years longer than drinking their milk. (Lactose intolerance is far more common than generally thought.)

          • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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            0•11 months ago

            … If you’re asian lol.

            https://www.scienceabc.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Worldwide-prevalence-of-lactose-intolerance-in-recent-populations.jpg

            • BarqsHasBite
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              Take another look at your map there, because it backs me up.

              Here’s another, lactose Tolerance (notice Tolerance with a T) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose_intolerance#/media/File:Lactose_tolerance_in_the_Old_World.svg It shows pretty much only Northern European heritage, iffy if you’re southern European, and pretty much everyone is out of luck.

  • @nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    1•11 months ago

    Nut milk comes from male cows.

    • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      1•11 months ago

      Tf is a male cow?

      • @nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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        1•11 months ago

        It’s a ballistic bovine which makes a ‘whoosh’ sound while overhead.

  • I Cast Fist
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    1•11 months ago

    On that day, anon found out he really is a soyboy soyjack. Did he learn anything else? Nobody cares, only that soyboy won’t manage to pull that on anyone at work.

    • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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      1•11 months ago

      Internet soyboy meets world.

      The men are not impressed by what he tells them of what he has learned.

  • @lenniy@lemmynsfw.com
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    1•11 months ago

    Always thought soyboy is a way to condecendingly refer to a JavaScript developer. Because you know, beans.

    Hard to stay on top of all the internet lingo.

    • DumbAceDragon
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      1•11 months ago

      We have way worse terms for Javascript devs. I’m not allowed to say them though.

    • @schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1•11 months ago

      What do beans have to do with JavaScript? I am familiar with Spring beans but that is Java, not JS.

  • @Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    1•11 months ago

    If you let your boss bully you into explaining what a soyboy is, you are in fact a soyboy

    • @answersplease77@lemmy.world
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      1•11 months ago

      he brought it upon himself when he called a coworker soyboy first

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