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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

Anon encounters magic

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Anon encounters magic

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • @PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat
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    81•4 months ago

    A lot of drugs that give you uncontrolled mental energy will give you focus, insight or creativity, in short uncontrollable doses. In the same way that burning down a building will let you see into rooms that you never were familiar with before. For a short time.

    I have heard that meditation can give you the same type of experience and insight without destroying you while you are doing it. I can’t say I know for sure, but I can believe it.

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      56•4 months ago

      Or the crackwhore was just saying crazy crackwhore shit

      • Khrux
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        33•4 months ago

        Or anyone can tell anon is alone in one glance.

        • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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          9•4 months ago

          🎶 Lonely… 😭 🎶
          🎶 Anon is lonelyy 🎶
          🎶 He has nobodyyy 🎶
          🎶 For his ooooown 🎶

          • @klemptor@startrek.website
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            4•4 months ago

            🎶 Anon is so lonely 🎶
            🎶 He’s Mr. Lonely 🎶
            🎶 Wishes he had someone 🎶
            🎶 To call on the phooooone 🎶

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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      15•4 months ago

      Bobby Hill on prescribed speed: “The milk in the fridge is about to go bad… There it goes.”

    • Muad'dib
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      14•4 months ago

      This is true. I meditated in the desert and gained the ability to see the future.

      • @ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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        9•4 months ago

        Stupid sexy melange.

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          2•4 months ago

          Big brain melange.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      6•4 months ago

      And that’s largely what ADHD medications are, they’re basically safer versions of meth to help give you focus. Meth use is a huge problem in my suburban area because housewives use them to increase energy levels to keep up with all the nonsense extracurriculars they force on their kids so they can show off to their neighbors.

      That said, meth is extremely dangerous, and using any form of medication without medical supervision is also extremely dangerous. If you think you’re having focus problems that could be resolved with medication, go to your doctor to get a proper prescription and learn about the side effects.

      • @xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        14 days ago

        deleted by creator

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          The same way everyone gets it: a dealer. The dealers in the suburbs are a bit more upscale than your typical dealer in the inner city.

          Here’s an article from a Utah newspaper about it, which cites statistics and documentaries, and here’s an article specifically about Utah meth use. Women on Ice is perhaps the best book on the subject.

    • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      4•4 months ago

      Aka breaking your mind’s natural focus mechanism.

      Also I don’t understand this greentext at all?

    • @Yuki@kutsuya.dev
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      4•4 months ago

      I sometimes use party drugs and I can say that it does heighten your senses!

  • Dr. Wesker
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    48•4 months ago

    Anon scratches fedora in bewilderment.

    • @President@sh.itjust.works
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      30•4 months ago

      I can’t scratch my distro.

      • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        8•4 months ago

        You would if you could

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          5•4 months ago

          What you and your distro get up to in private is no business of mine.

    • @qprimed@lemmy.ml
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      19•4 months ago

      Ah-ha! safe! I use debian.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        4•4 months ago

        Then twirl your swirl instead.

  • @VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    28•4 months ago

    She saw anon standing alone and he really took her insult to heart.

  • @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    20•4 months ago

    Everybody knows, for the smell, she was the only one with courage to speak out

  • Boxscape
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    11•4 months ago

    Do you think you’re better off alo-oone? ♪

    • kakler bitmap
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      4•4 months ago

      Somehow I never heard enough of that song to know it actually had lyrics

    • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      3•4 months ago

      This song was my jam circa 2000

    • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•4 months ago

      This song brings me a medium depressive nostalgia and I didn’t even consciously listen to it back then. Maybe I heard it in the radio or in the holidays on Mallorca

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