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@Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

nope don’t like it

sh.itjust.works

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nope don’t like it

sh.itjust.works

@Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago
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  • @BanjoShepard@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    This is how I learned to stop misspelling necessary: your shirt has one collar and two sleeves.

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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      Thanks, I’m the perfect kind of dumb that I will remember this while forgetting how to spell nessicary every time.

    • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      deleted by creator

  • irelephant [he/him]🍭
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    I could have done without this knowledge

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    15•5 months ago

    Should we discuss fingerless gloves?

    • @chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      Nah, no point in taking about pure fiction, mate.

      • @PwnTra1n@lemmy.world
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        2•5 months ago

        handerpants are real and you cant tell me otherwise

  • @Broadfern@lemmy.world
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    10•5 months ago

    Like a funky fabric birth.

  • MrPistachios
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    3•5 months ago

    it doesnt even go all the way through, it just edges there until you pull out

  • @affiliate@lemmy.world
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    what’s interesting is that topologically, shirts only have 3 holes. so you’re entering one hole and then, shortly afterwards, leaving that hole in addition to the two other ones.

    • @dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
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      Topologicall, my shirts often have more than 3 holes.

    • @Klear@lemmy.world
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      Topologically a definition of a hole is so far removed from everyday life that I can’t helpt but see people bringing it up as anything but extremely disingenuous pendats.

    • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      You forgot the holes for the buttons.

    • Sneezycat
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      Topologically, you’re entering and exiting the 3 holes.

      • @nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee
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        this guy doesn’t even know about the 3 holes!

  • go $fsck yourself
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    2•5 months ago

    I prefer this copy

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    Wait until you learn about zip-up onesies and how they break mathematics.

    • @NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You’ve piqued my interest. You got some o’ them links?

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        Sure, here’s a pretty good high-level overview to at least get you started:

        It’s still a very new field, so I think there are more questions than answers, at this stage.

    • @Brekky@lemmy.world
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      Does the zip make a difference??

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        I mean…you tell me?

        tl;dr: I’d call it a pretty big fucking difference. It changes the math completely.

  • @JayObey711@lemmy.world
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    If a straw has one hole a shirt has two.

  • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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    1•5 months ago

    For some reason I thought this was about human bodies at first

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      I also thought it was a sex reference

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