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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    39•4 months ago

    We banned kids from the mines, and minecraft hit number 1 on the charts.

    The children yern for the mines.

    • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      • Lka1988
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        2•4 months ago

        This is coming out on my birthday, and I’m absolutely going. I loooove a good campy movie (and yes, that includes Super Mario Bros from 1993).

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        • Mad_Punda
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          1•4 months ago

          What movie is that?

          • Lka1988
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            3•4 months ago

            It’s a still and quote from the Minecraft movie coming out this year. They did the meme in the movie.

  • @Piatro@programming.dev
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    37•4 months ago

    Rock and stone

    • @Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world
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      13•4 months ago

      A lot of people don’t know but it’s been researched and confirmed that if you don’t rock and stone you ain’t coming home.

      • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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        5•4 months ago

        Pair that with leave no dwarf behind and it implies if you don’t rock and stone you’re not a dwarf

  • @onyxjet@lemmy.world
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    25•4 months ago

    The children yearn for the mines.

  • @blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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    10•4 months ago

    This is why children love Minecraft.

    • Lka1988
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      6•4 months ago

      The children yearn for the mines

  • @EisFrei@lemmy.world
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    10•4 months ago

    I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole.

    • Zloubida
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      4•4 months ago

      Diggy diggy hole, Diggy diggy hole !

    • @scutiger@lemmy.world
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      2•4 months ago

      Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone

  • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    9•4 months ago

    If mining weren’t so dangerous, I kinda see myself doing it. Like if I didn’t have to worry about trapped gases, or tunnel collapses, or explosives, or dust-caused disease, or generally high cancer rates, it could be a fun thing.

    You basically get to dig holes for a living. How fucking sweet is that?

    • @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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      1•4 months ago

      Colin Furze anyone?

  • db0
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    8•4 months ago

    Rock and stone?

  • @passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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    4•4 months ago

    NEATH ROCK AND QUARRY

  • @suaroof@lemmy.world
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    1•4 months ago

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