• @5in1k@lemm.ee
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          25 months ago

          Dude, I knew so early about it, people were just giving them away. I thought it was a scam, still do but I could have been the beneficiary of the scam instead of just a passive observer.

          • @mrtuttle@lemmy.sdf.org
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            15 months ago

            same. i had a friend that was going to pay me 2 bitcoins to drive him 20 minutes to check out a car and then back if he didn’t buy it. i decided that i would just do it for free because we were friends and i didn’t want to figure out the wallet stuff. woops.

    • @Laser@feddit.org
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      05 months ago

      Though I do get the joke, the meaning of life is what you make of it. If you expect it to reveal itself to you at one point, you’ll be disappointed.

  • @jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    25 months ago

    My former doctor: “Ya. You probably have ADHD but you’re fine. You’ve learned to cope with it.”

    Me: Drinking half a bottle of Jim Beam every night to “cope”.

    Side note: nice seeing you around again Stamets. The meme quality was suffering in your absence.

  • Kaity
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    15 months ago

    Years of relating to ADHD people and memes, sure I had it and “planning” to get around to it, and I finally actually went to see a doctor.

  • @Rajtinka@lemmy.world
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    15 months ago

    The best part is being 53 and still totally believing it every single day. I’m going to absolutely crush tomorrow!!!

    • Queen HawlSera
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      15 months ago

      I’m gonna do my meditation via the monroe institute tapes… starting… uhhh… in five minutes

    • @1ns1p1d@lemm.ee
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      5 months ago

      Haha. High five (10 times and then high three). 1971 babies unite! (…tomorrow).

  • @BassTurd@lemmy.world
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    15 months ago

    I got a referral to get screened, but they never submitted the referral. I followed up about 8 months later at my annual physical, because that’s kind of how this works. My doc asked if I went, I said I never got a call from them, and she said I should have called sooner and not wait so long, which is mildly infuriating given the nature of the condition I think I have. After my apt, they sent off a referral and told me I could expect a call within a few days. It never came, so I messaged my physicians office a couple of weeks later and they gave me the number of the center to call and follow up on the referral, which is now months later and not done. I know I just have to make a call, but it feels damn near like the hardest thing I need to do. I’m also heavily considering changing physicians. The first slip up is infuriating, but whatever, it’s easier to stay than switch doctors. However, the response I received telling me to follow up on the referral that the doctor’s office submitted feels like someone who didn’t want to deal with me.

    Anyway… 35 here and it gets worse each year, so I really do need to follow up and at least see if it’s something I can get meds for, or if I’m just screwed up and need to just “cope” until I die. The alcohol consumption will probably ensure that I’m not old and decrepit, so I’ve got that going for me.

    • @Sturgist@lemmy.ca
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      15 months ago

      I mean, that’s really shit. I got the GP screening October '22, referral hit the mental health team November '22, I called February '23 to see where I was on the list and how long I could expect to wait. Was told I was around 750 in line, and to expect a wait of 7.5-8 years. I called November '23, I was around 735 and definitely 8 years at least, but there’s a streamline coming for the past 6 years that could make it a few months wait tops. Called November '24…730. I was only remembering to call after the first time because they’d send a letter around when they enrolled me to the wait list every year and ask if my brain had got better on it’s own, or I had managed to afford private treatment and if they could take me off the list.

    • datendefekt
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      15 months ago

      Me too. Son’s dyslexic and I’m noticing a lot of ADHD traits in him. And it all reminds me a lot of how I was and it just explains a lot of the things in my life. Just got to get around to finding a therapist for him and me…

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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    15 months ago

    I work a job where I deal with a lot of deadlines. I’ve never missed one, but my priority schedule works on a FAFO basis. We FA until it comes to being almost time to FO, and we really don’t want to FO.

    So then I tear ass through my tasks until I’ve done two weeks worth of work in an afternoon lol

    • @jawsua@lemmy.one
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      15 months ago

      Just keep forcing every task through your adrenal glands, I’m sure that’s a useful long term strategy

      … he says as he does the exact same thing

      • Twinklebreeze
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        15 months ago

        That’s how I pack for trips. My wife thinks lists are the way to go. I keep telling her if she just waits until the last minute I’ll do it all myself in record time. Probably get everything, too.

  • @mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    15 months ago

    yep, but ADHD is not a disability. Right? Everyone is sometimes unorganized or slacks around for a day…

    /s just to be extra sure.

  • @FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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    15 months ago

    There’s a part I need to install in my car. The box has been sitting right next to the front door for two weeks…I’ll knock it out over the weekend I promise

    (Narrator: He will in fact most likely watch hockey and drink beer on the couch)

    • icedterminal
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      15 months ago

      This feels personal because I’m literally in the exact situation. Lmao

      • @1ns1p1d@lemm.ee
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        15 months ago

        Me too, except I think it’s been about a year now and the box slid off the back of my desk.