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@devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 7 months ago

When your code is absolutely dumpster fire

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When your code is absolutely dumpster fire

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@devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 7 months ago
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  • @MrGG@lemmy.ca
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    117•7 months ago

    To be fair vscode might be referencing itself here

    • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      51•7 months ago

      To be fair it’s also likely your code is ass

      • Riskable
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        62•7 months ago

        Why not both meme

        • @MrGG@lemmy.ca
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          17•7 months ago

          It is absolutely both

      • Lucy :3
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        10•7 months ago

        At least it has no ties at all to M$.

    • @tempest@lemmy.ca
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      37•7 months ago

      People who rag on vscode’s code were not around when electron editors were starting to take off.

      Atom and Brackets had terrible performance.

      • @HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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        22•7 months ago

        Atom and Brackets had terrible performance.

        To be fair so did VSCode. It took years to get it under control and even then it’s nowhere near as light as a native IDE.

        • @narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee
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          9•7 months ago

          I think most of VSCode performance improvements just stem from newer CPUs being faster.

        • @underisk@lemmy.ml
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          8•7 months ago

          i haven’t used an IDE in years but when I did I switched to notepads because every IDE i used was bloated and slow. is this not still the case? frankly VS Code is rapidly approaching the point where it’s just as bloated and slow as I remember those IDEs being so i’m not exactly trying to come to its defense here.

          • @IHateReddit@lemmy.world
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            6•7 months ago

            Whenever I work on bigger projects, I use JetBrains IDEs, when I just want to edit a single file I use KWrite. VSCode barely has any use to me anymore (especially due to its lack of proper auto-completion compared to JetBrains) except for html/react projects.

            • @tempest@lemmy.ca
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              5•7 months ago

              Code lives and dies by its plugins. It can range from heavier weight ide to lighter weight editor depending on what plug ins are loaded.

        • @tempest@lemmy.ca
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          2•7 months ago

          It definitely improved over the years but even at the time code was leaps and bounds ahead.

      • @numanair@lemmy.ml
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        8•7 months ago

        Atom was horribly slow!

        • @CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee
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          1•7 months ago

          Yeah it was terrible but so many extensions! It also helped push Emmett into mainstream

      • @CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee
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        5•7 months ago

        Brackets had some nice features and a fantastic layout.

    • @EuCaue@lemmy.mlB
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      2•7 months ago

      I thought the same.

  • @ddplf@szmer.info
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    35•7 months ago

    This is an authentic message for when you open a php project

    • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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      6•7 months ago

      Or JS. Any web project, actually. We got this one wrong.

    • grandel
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      2•7 months ago

      Sad php noises

  • @passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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    14•7 months ago

    It’s for the best, I’m told 😔

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