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UwU
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𝔥𝔞𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔷𝔢𝔦𝔱
Do people still use Discover?
Imagine paying fines with a credit card, in current year 2021.
That’s 2% off your fine on cash back though.
I get fine points which add up and I can spend on larger fines. But only within the continental US.
I get 10% off when spending cash at cool stores tho.
How would you like to pay for that?
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UwU
What about OwO?
ŌwŌ
ರwರ
Those are some fabulous brows you got there! How did you make them pop like that σwσ?
what’s this?
What about ewe?
That one looks smug
Legalize UWU!
Uwu
HEY.
UwU
Fine. I’ll awoo instead. 🐺
Awooga 👀
Gues what? UwU
Guess what?
Ouchy, harder daddy UwU 👉👈
UwU
…
UWU
YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME, I AM THE FASTEST LAND MAMMAL
No fuck yuWu
Fool! Doctor Doom UWUs as he pleases!
OwO
Finally some clear logical legislation against the oppressive class.
Shame the punishment is just a slap on the wrist I voted for the death penalty.
what
THEY SAID THAT THEY WOULD’VE VOTED FOR THE DEATH PENALTY
New instance rule added 😆
NuWu instance RuWule?
That’s like $600 worth of violations. lol
What’s the fine for bad math?
The $600 fine includes a discount since they were part of the same violation, lol (also, I replied without the post image visible; thought it said $300 fine).
Oh, we have economies of scale. Excellent. We just need to fund one person to violate the rule a LOT.
Why? I don’t know.
I volunteer as tribUwUte
Clearly because it’s cheaper than having a lot of people violating the rule a little.
Think of all the savings!
Oh no. I don’t want to rub the comUwUnity the wrong way
I can’t wait to watch all you miscreants meet the long arm of Lady Justice.
UwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwU
Za Warudo!
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