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nukeM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 10 months ago

German naval commanders are free to choose their own music

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German naval commanders are free to choose their own music

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nukeM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 10 months ago
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  • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    BBC ffs come on, it’s the Imperial March, not “Darth Vader’s theme”.

    Edit: also that junior officer or senior noncom walking in the fantail is giving off the biggest “fuck me, skipper is such a goddamn nerd” vibes lmao

    • @mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      https://tenor.com/I0sW.gif

  • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    A destroyer my friend was on blasted never gonna give you up from their active sonar at hundreds of decimals to rick roll a submarine they were tracking.

    • Presently42
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      20•10 months ago

      Hundreds of decimals? Wow, that’s at least ten! Maybe even twenty!

      • @WaterWaiver@aussie.zone
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        3•10 months ago

        Can confirm, 20 decimals gives you 100.

    • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      6•10 months ago

      FUCK THEM WHALES

  • verity_kindle
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    I’m digging this, I didn’t know Germans are allowed to have fun at work.

    • @ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world
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      Are you serious?

      Work is fun in Germany, and one of the few occasions where fun is culturally permitted.

      Efficiency and Precision are the children of Fun and Joy after all.

      • verity_kindle
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        11•10 months ago

        Too credible from Bremen? Worms? Ze Black Forest?! I’m on to you, you democracy-inventing propagandists.

    • @lemmytellyousomething@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Well, with permission from the corresponding ministry, it’s allowed as long as the local government does not veto it.

    • @wallybeavis@lemmy.world
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      12•10 months ago

      Ze work time iz over! Ze fun time iz now!

      • said some guy on the Internet in a terrible German accent
      • @oberstoffensichtlich@feddit.org
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        Removed by mod

    • osaerisxero
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      I didn’t know Germans were allowed to have fun full stop

  • @crawancon@lemm.ee
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    deleted by creator

    • @PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Big ships can refuel from relatively small ships too! (Source aircraft carrier)

      • verity_kindle
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        Just hook up your reactor to their reactor and just let them mingle, like an eighth-grade dance?

        • @Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          10•10 months ago

          As long as you leave room for control rods Jesus

        • @zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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          3•10 months ago

          Not every carrier is nuclear.

          • @tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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            3•10 months ago

            And even the nuclear ones need fuel for their planes.

            • @zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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              And for the crew.

      • @warbond@lemmy.world
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        Lol, I guess an oiler would be smaller than a carrier, huh. We’d be refueling on one side and a carrier would be refueling on the other. While we’re pulling pallets over via span wire, like chumps, the carrier was just using its helos. Good times

    • RuBisCO
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      100lb sturgeon on 20lb test, indeed. Good call.

  • Encephalotrocity
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    The Imgur link didn’t have sound but I could hear it anyways 😂

    Who says Germans don’t have a sense of humour!

    • Kerb
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      it has sound but its muted by default,
      in the upper right corner of the clip you can unmute.

      • @JohnOliver@feddit.dk
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        Lower right for me. I guess it depends on client

  • Zyratoxx
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    11•10 months ago

    Commander Cody, die Zeit ist gekommen! Führt die Order 66 aus!

  • Juergen
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    5•10 months ago

    Odd that The Mouse did not intervene.

    • @spechter@lemmy.ml
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      5•10 months ago

      Pepsi wasn’t available at the time to conduct a naval engagement.

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      You can do it if you aren’t trying to make money off it.

  • @bitfucker@programming.dev
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    Damn, it would be epic if it were Andrew W K - Ready To Die

  • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    2•10 months ago

    XDDDDDD

  • @TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world
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    I don’t believe this is real… but I reeeeally want to

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