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nukeM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 10 months ago

Ukrainian Biolab Catgirls have infiltrated Sudzha, Russia

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Ukrainian Biolab Catgirls have infiltrated Sudzha, Russia

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nukeM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 10 months ago
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  • RandomStickman
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    I am not immune to propaganda

  • @NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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    112•10 months ago

    All those CoD skins are realistic after all! There’s probably a soldier out there in full furry gear.

    • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      32•10 months ago

      Everything except the headgear probably yeah. Cant imagine you would survive long with no spatial hearing and peripheral vision.

      • Tar_Alcaran
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        32•10 months ago

        Jokes on you, they’re going to be looking for army guys.

      • Sibbo
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        10 months ago

        Well, why would anyone shoot at a dog face? They are only dangerous to close. They don’t shoot back.

        • @ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world
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          28•10 months ago

          You seem to be unfamiliar with law enforcement

    • @Damage@feddit.it
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      23•10 months ago

      It’s a self fulfilling prophecy

      • @M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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        15•10 months ago

        "Fur"filling.

      • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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        7•10 months ago

        Life imitates art.

        Art paints soldiers in latex pants and neon bras wielding anime Gucci guns.

    • @IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world
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      10•10 months ago

      I just had a flashback to the bunny/cop in the movie Free Guy.

  • nukeOPM
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    Y’all are disgusting. Super gross thirsting over a non-aerial woman. She doesn’t even have AMRAAMs.

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      46•10 months ago

      You don’t know that! She might have amraams at home! Don’t judge me.

      • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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        28•10 months ago

        Her AMRAAM could easily be hidden by that outfit

    • Fat Tony
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      I don’t know what AMRAAMs are but I’ll bet it’s for nerds like you!

      Edit: /s Really guys? The /s was necessary?

      • @psud@aussie.zone
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        20•10 months ago

        Advanced medium range air to air missiles.

        Dude, it’s right there in the acronym

      • verity_kindle
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        5•10 months ago

        Take my upvote, nerrrd!!

      • @mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        2•10 months ago

        https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=AMRAAM

    • @HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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      7•10 months ago

      She’s about to get one.

    • @towerful@programming.dev
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      7•10 months ago

      Dafuq is amraams? That some kind of trigger discipline? Cause she has that!

      • @mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        3•10 months ago

        https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=AMRAAM

  • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    105•10 months ago

    I’ll be in my bunk

    • @bradorsomething@ttrpg.network
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      16•10 months ago

      I’ll be in my bunker.

      • @suction@lemmy.world
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        24•10 months ago

        I’ll be in my bunkest.

        • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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          6•10 months ago

          Username relevant

          • @suction@lemmy.world
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            3•10 months ago

            wwww fr no cap

  • @TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    70•10 months ago

    Good trigger discipline.

    • masterofn001
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      25•10 months ago

      She triggered me.

      • @PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        5•10 months ago

        I got the discipline…

      • @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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        5•10 months ago

        Well she fingered me.

  • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    61•10 months ago

    Little did he know that he would see Ukrainian, biolab and catgirl in the same sentence today.

  • @ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    55•10 months ago

    Infiltrate me next please

  • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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    51•10 months ago

    This is very effective recruiting where do I sign up?

  • @Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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    46•10 months ago

    I blame Bush II for America falling behind in this department.

  • @Hubi@feddit.org
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    41•10 months ago

    It’s only fair that Ukraine gets the cat girls if Russia gets the gimp.

  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    34•10 months ago

    Ukrainians are tough. Ukrainian women? Even tougher.

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    29•10 months ago

    War is not cosplay kid. Now get serious and go slaughter some Ruski troopers.

    • @MerchantsOfMisery@lemmy.ml
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      I imagine this person knows this and like many soldiers is just trying to enjoy a brief moment of fun.

      Edit: also the casual sexualization of her in this thread is disappointing but I’ve been on Lemmy long enough to not be surprised. Sad that casual sexism prevails even in leftist spaces.

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        I imagine her actual job is in PR and she was chosen specifically to be attractive and make men go “hey, there are hot cat girls in the army?;??!”

        • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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          33•10 months ago

          No they actually fight. Most of these women have videos of being in combat and some have died. The idea that pretty women are only in uniform as a PR thing needs to die in a fire.

          • MaggiWuerze
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            15•10 months ago

            Doesn’t mean she wasn’t chosen by PR for her appearance. Still can be a capable soldier.

            • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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              21•10 months ago

              Yes but so many people are running with the idea that pretty women in the military are just PR for recruiting. Which is reductive to their actual service.

              • @mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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                7•10 months ago

                Both can exist, you’re probably more likely to see the PR ladies online since their military will be pushing their visibility

                • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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                  3•10 months ago

                  Yeah no. They’re going to have day jobs in the military. Unless you’re creating a literal TV ad.

              • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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                5•10 months ago

                You got a downvote from a guy who thinks Ukrainian women like dying in war for attention.

              • MaggiWuerze
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                3•10 months ago

                We agree on that

      • @HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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        6•10 months ago

        I mean, it does break up her outline anyone seeing her would pause for a second.

        I wouldn’t recommend it, but its also not something we recognize instantly as a combatant.

        • @Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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          1•10 months ago

          Like that Family Guy clown scene?

          • @HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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            2•10 months ago

            More like kitty cornershot- pun not intended nor avoided.

            Just different enough to make someone stop and think “wait, what”

      • @archchan@lemmy.ml
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        deleted by creator

    • @Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world
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      Of course it’s not cosplay. She’s a real catgirl. Didn’t you read the title of the post…?

    • Biezelbob
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      22•10 months ago

      sshhh she is psyop-ing let her cook

    • verity_kindle
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      9•10 months ago

      Is not for serious, is for noncredible and our insanity in non-fun world.

    • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      3•10 months ago

      Why not both?

  • @DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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    28•10 months ago

    I can fix her

    • @P00ptart@lemmy.world
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      75•10 months ago

      What’s there to fix?

    • @BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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      55•10 months ago

      I want her to fix me

    • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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      22•10 months ago

      But she is already perfect

    • @Zoldyck@lemmy.world
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      She won’t be able to fix you

      • @DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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        I am already fixed ✂️

    • @Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz
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      Pfft. I can make her worse.

    • @tacosplease@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • @Braindead@programming.dev
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    26•10 months ago

    This is an appropriate moment to use:

    What the actual fuck

  • @BaroqueInMind@lemmy.ml
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    21•10 months ago

    She is beautiful

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