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@jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago

I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

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I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

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  • @bisby@lemmy.world
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    Apparently it works retroactively and now you are on Windows.

    • key
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      55•1 year ago

      Oh man, that would be a hell of an easter egg if it cleared your terminal and pretended to be a dos prompt

  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    “ruin dev” is redundant; that’s the default behavior.

  • @RichardoC@lemmy.world
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    Nothing, it’s already ruined(!)

    • Lemminary
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      dev.ruin()!

      SyntaxError: Unexpected ! operator

      No, it’s an order!

      Understood

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    Npm ruined dev long before you tried this.

  • @PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk
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    Your code will be minified and your git history deleted

  • @Godort@lemm.ee
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    believe it or not, jail.

    • @MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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      We have the best deployment pipeline in the world, because of jail.

  • @BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world
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    30•1 year ago

    You’ll be forced to use only Windows forever.

  • katy ✨
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    i think the dev is already ruined having to use npm

    • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      5•1 year ago

      Security people will say so.

  • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s an alias to start the upgrade to Windows 11… you thought you were being careful all those months dodging the Windows 11 upgrade button but you’ve done it now! Get ready for an objectively worse OS!

    • @30p87@feddit.de
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      Considering “being ruined” is a state, and not a scale, the dev is already ruined, because it’s not Linux.

  • THCDenton
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    You forgot to run npm edge dev first

  • @Klear@lemmy.world
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    • @Klanky@sopuli.xyz
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      Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?

      • @Psythik@lemmy.world
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        Computer over?
        Virus = very yes?

        That’s not a good prize!

    • @I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world
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      Hi Strong Bad

    • @SourceHuman@lemmy.world
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      Source: Homestar Runner - Strong Bad Email #50 - 50 Emails
      https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/50-50-emails
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrZ-sA4FQc

  • polonius-rex
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    deploys your code to your dev environment

  • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    NPM ruin dev is a new advanced feature that endorses opinionated “extreme programming” techniques. First it gets to work rebuilding node_modules, but with all the least compatible module versions in order to accelerate testing. It also minifies your .js code in place, to save you some CPU cycles later. Lastly, it squashes your entire git history on all branches, to save space.

    • lad
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      It also tries to do rm -rf / to save more space, but in this case it’s a futile attempt

  • @un_aristocrate@jlai.lu
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    You may have to switch to a proper operating system to redeem yourself.

  • @lud@lemm.ee
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