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SSTF to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Oh no. OH NO.

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Oh no. OH NO.

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    72•2 years ago

    These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google “vaporeon e621” or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search “sea salt e621”

    • @Zozano@aussie.zone
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      Why would I google it when I already have it bookmarked?

      • sebinspace
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        6•2 years ago

        Holup.

    • Decoy321M
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      2 years ago

      You just want to watch the world burn, don’t you?

      • @occhionaut@lemmy.world
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        10•2 years ago

        Just wants to watch the world cum

    • @breathless_RACEHORSE@lemmy.world
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      11•2 years ago

      Well, I’ve learned something today. Who knew how dangerous those flavorings could be?

      • Flying SquidM
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        9•2 years ago

        MSG is not dangerous.

        • Match!!
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          4•2 years ago

          you’re right, it’s about as bad for you as salt - but in high consumption MSG, since it contains sodium, can contribute to high blood pressure and hypertension. Google “E621 hyper” for more about that

      • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 years ago

        It’s dangerous to go alone - take this

    • @MaxMouseOCX@lemmy.world
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      11•2 years ago

      Nothing wrong with msg, I have a shaker full of it for cooking.

      • Match!!
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        5•2 years ago

        oh absolutely! be aware that it is possible to get too much sodium from it (like salt), but otherwise it’s totally safe. Google “E621 safe vore” for more info about it being safe to eat

        • @MaxMouseOCX@lemmy.world
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          “Vore” - suspiciousfry.jpg

          I haven’t seen any Vore shit for a long time… Maybe I’ll look a bit later when not in a work device.

      • @Player2@sopuli.xyz
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        Good point and you are right, but I’m afraid you missed the joke

    • AgentOrangesicle
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      10K tags for vaporeon to date and more ever cumming.

  • @Hotdogman@lemmy.world
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    67•2 years ago

    Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water…

    I don’t even know what to fn say.

    • @M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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      11•2 years ago

      “YES”

    • @decay@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • @Devorlon@lemmy.zip
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    23•2 years ago

    I’ve had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.

    • @Brisolo32@lemmy.eco.br
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      The pikachu one is actually pretty good, although not good enough for the price

      • @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Which Pokemon tastes terrible in your opinion?

    • @Mestone@lemmy.world
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      Ayyyy! Coming in clutch with the rating plus the “with rice” bonus!

      • Ace
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        let’s not bring over worn-out redditisms to lemmy eh?

  • @M0oP0o@lemmy.world
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    19•2 years ago

  • @omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works
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    12•2 years ago

    Oh cool a vaporeon… wait… wtf?!

  • @Green_Bay_Guy@lemmy.ml
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    12•2 years ago

    I live in Asia, and normally, “salted cheese” is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I’m assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda

    • @dolle@feddit.dk
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      But there’s a picture of cheese next to the text!

      Edit: it also says “cheese aroma” (“ostarom”) in Swedish.

      • @Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.

        • @dolle@feddit.dk
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          Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.

          • @lapingvino@lemmy.world
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            Also because Swedish is one of the two official languages of Finland, about 20% of the country and most of them in Helsinki.

          • Match!!
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            The Finland-Taiwan border is one of the longest undefended borders in the world

      • Baŝto
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        2•2 years ago

        Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.

      • @Green_Bay_Guy@lemmy.ml
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        They also do that here. Like a wedge of swiss cheese. I have no idea why. They call heavy cream topping on drinks “Cheese Foam”.

  • @Especially_the_lies@startrek.website
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    10•2 years ago

    Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.

    • @NoName@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      Hey This guys 10yo go check this out

    • @Voli@lemmy.ml
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      3•2 years ago

      I’ll gladly pm him

  • @zipzoopaboop@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?

    • @Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip
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      4•2 years ago

      Must be the sea salt cheese flavoring

    • R0cket_M00se
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      2•2 years ago

      Watertok moment.

    • @Player2@sopuli.xyz
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      Think you looked at the kJ value, the label seems to say about 26 Calories (kcal)

  • Flying SquidM
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    I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had “corn and cheese ice cream.” I don’t mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn’t a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.

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      • Flying SquidM
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        I could see corn. It’s sweet. But mixed with cheese?

        • @EhList@lemmy.world
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    • Match!!
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      Did you at least get some ensaymada or taampurado with dilis?

      • Flying SquidM
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        I have no idea what that means, so no. I was there for work reasons (shooting a scene for a TV show).

  • @decay@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳

  • Dettweiler
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    6•2 years ago

    Same aisle as the dolphin jelly.

    • AgentOrangesicle
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      You gotta wonder how much of your tuna is actually vaporeon.

  • CyberCatBytes
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    5•2 years ago

    Torille

    • @debil@lemmy.world
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      …rillaamaan

  • Carlos Solís
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    5•2 years ago

    And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients

  • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works
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    5•2 years ago

    Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?

    What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?

    • Tb0n3
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      2•2 years ago

      Vaporeon copypasta

  • 21Cabbage
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    3•2 years ago

    Huh, we meet again, the worst thing I’m going to see today.

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