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GrishAix to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

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GrishAix to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • Blackout
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    26•2 years ago

    This guy has never heard of quantum ducks

    • @alwaysevjo@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Schrödinger’s Duck

      • dr_rugby
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        1•2 years ago

        Came here to write this… Man you’re good.

  • @RagingHungryPanda@lemmy.world
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    16•2 years ago

    What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!

    • @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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      7•2 years ago

      Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!

  • tubbadu
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    14•2 years ago

    What about half a duck?

    • @rmuk@feddit.uk
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      4•2 years ago

      How crispy we talking?

  • qaz
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    13•2 years ago

    Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?

    • @kerrypacker@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      Yes.

      • @dudinax@programming.dev
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        7•2 years ago

        Inclusive or gets them every time.

  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    12•2 years ago
    • Hot Dog
    • Not Hot Dog
    • @gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works
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      2 years ago

      What about parts of a hot dog?

      What if I ate a hot dog?

      You wouldn’t claim a hot dog is not a hot dog anymore after I took a bite, right?

      If parts of a hot dog are a hot dog, when do they become non-hotdog in my intestines?

      • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        If a hot dog is no longer a hot dog after you take a bite, what is it? It’s still a sandwich consisting of a sausage in a bun; you’re just masticating now.

    • detard
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      1•2 years ago

      Came here to make the same joke. Am not disappoint.

  • gon
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    11•2 years ago

    platypus

  • @TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Is a picture of a duck a duck?

    Is the life of a duck a duck?

    Is your perception of a duck a duck?

  • @RoadieRich@midwest.social
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    8•2 years ago

    On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.

  • NegativeLookBehind
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    8•2 years ago

    Now this is science.

    • misterdoctor
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      1•2 years ago

      This is where the science begins

  • @UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml
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    5•2 years ago

    Platypus?

    • @Shard@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      Heretic! How dare you!?

  • Fish [Indiana]
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    5•2 years ago

    What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?

    • @Ddhuud@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      It depends on your definition of duck

  • @SharkEatingBreakfast@sh.itjust.works
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    5•2 years ago

    What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!

  • @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    5•2 years ago

    There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:

    Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.

  • TheDankHold
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    5•2 years ago

    Makes sense to me

  • Hyggyldy
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    5•2 years ago

    Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.

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