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dactylotheca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago

Which other quotes would work?

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Which other quotes would work?

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  • IninewCrow
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    85•1 year ago

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      I tell my SO when I’m proud of my work in the bathroom (once a week or so). It’s been >10 years and they haven’t thrown me out, so I don’t see any reason to stop. I’d hang this.

      • IninewCrow
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        4•1 year ago

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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  • @Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works
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    69•1 year ago

    • @xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    • dactylothecaOP
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      12•1 year ago

      This one is definitely my favorite so far. So ominous

  • dactylothecaOP
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    67•1 year ago

    Smash out a quick one

    • @ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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      25•1 year ago

  • growsomethinggood ()
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    60•1 year ago

    These made me giggle unreasonably

  • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    47•1 year ago

    I made this one on a post a few days ago:

  • @Darkard@lemmy.world
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    42•1 year ago

    “💕the smell of a fresh baked loaf💕”

  • IninewCrow
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    38•1 year ago

    For those suffering from kidney stones

    • @cows_are_underrated@discuss.tchncs.de
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      6•1 year ago

      Hang it in The bedroom

    • dactylothecaOP
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      6•1 year ago

      Also valid for people who have IBS / IBD. Taking a shit that’s not a ≥45min ordeal that makes you feel like you want to die is definitely enjoyable

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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  • drail
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    My mom had an inspirational sign in one of her bathrooms that said, “Embrace this moment, for this moment is your life.” perfectly matched to her decor. She knew exactly what she was doing.

    • dactylothecaOP
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      48•1 year ago

      That sort of reminds me of this:

      • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        13•1 year ago

        Religions have formed around less profound statements than this

      • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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        I’ve always been a bathroom reader so even without phones I’ve been reading in there for decades

  • @xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    28•1 year ago

    Or maybe hang this one in the kitchen

    or

    • dactylothecaOP
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      5•1 year ago

      Ah, I like the way you think!

  • @VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    I couldn’t find a “you’re here because of coffee”. So this was the next best.

  • @hitmyspot@aussie.zone
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    This room is for messes and memories.

    The ibky rule here is always consider seconds.

    • IninewCrow
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      6•1 year ago

      Five second rule applies here

      • @hitmyspot@aussie.zone
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        Lol, should say only rule. Stupid keyboard.

  • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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    We have something like this in our kitchen, I’m thinking of moving it to the bathroom:

  • lurch (he/him)
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    https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1189710-german-politicians-video-of-licking-public-toilets-goes-viral

    • dactylothecaOP
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      7•1 year ago

      Damnit Martin I don’t think they meant it literally

    • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      6•1 year ago

      Goes viral or bacterial?

  • @VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    5•1 year ago

    Poop knife joke.

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