• Amphobet
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    531 year ago

    Went looking for some quotes and

    "Look. This has been… fun.” Lie. This had been nerve-racking and I needed to go masturbate. “But I have to go. I’ve got stuff to do before I head out again.” Masturbate. “Wizard stuff. Like… secret wizard stuff.” Masturbate.

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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    81 year ago

    Then you should read the paperwork better.

    Now, either walk into that bank and get my money, or I push this button. They’ll be finding shrapnel from those bars 3 counties over.

  • key
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    61 year ago

    Such shade against those of us who have had wisdom teeth extracted.