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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

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  • ShaunaTheDead
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    By the way, if you’re drinking more than 8 cups of coffee a day there’s a good chance that you’re self-medicating for ADHD and you should get checked out.

    • @thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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      28•1 year ago

      I keep drinking all this coffee and it just makes me sleepy

      • @fossphi@lemm.ee
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        18•1 year ago

        Same. So much coffee and it just doesn’t keep me from getting sleepy/tired

        • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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          24•1 year ago

          That’s kinda an adhd thing too. Cocaine just made me chill and destroy my high score in Snake. Stimulants affect us differently.

          • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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            7•1 year ago

            You’d probably like molly. I’m adhd and I get all chill but I still get the heightened sensory pleasure so it’s like imagine the cosiest blanket you’ve ever had to touch. Asphalt is about twice as cosy. Now cuddling up in bed is perfect bliss.

            • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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              Eh, for me molly felt like LSD without the visuals. I’d rather have LSD.

              • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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                2•1 year ago

                All the ADHDers know LSD > the rest of that shit. It takes way too much ecstasy to do fucking anything. Then again it takes a little more LSD too but 10 hours + visuals > 3 hours with maybe visuals for cheaper.

                The taste of your teeth is always weird as fuck though. Those dumb times where you took some and miscalculated when you’d be tired/need to sleep but never could were always annoying too.

          • gimpchrist
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            5•1 year ago

            I love cocaine so much

          • @the_third@feddit.de
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            deleted by creator

    • @SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      Hi. I’m on Medicaid (thank you ACA, and thank you Republican governor for not being a complete shitheel like your compatriots in Kansas and Iowa). It’s pretty great for everyday things, but one thing it doesn’t cover? Psychological diagnostic testing. And my PCP doesn’t recommend starting meds at my age (mid-forties).

      So… coffee it is I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

      • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        6•1 year ago

        Seems more and more like mental health issues are just made up and not worth paying attention to anyway, so this makes perfect sense from a Healthcare standpoint. Good to know the government is budgeting wisely. Probably no downstream benefits of my tax dollars going to other peoples mental health.

        If you disagree with any of this, I’m happy to discuss it further - reach out to me through this online form: https://act.nrcc.org/contact-us/

        • @SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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          5•1 year ago

        • @button_masher@lemmy.ml
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          3•1 year ago

          “Any advanced form of sarcasm is indistinguishable from the truth…”

        • shuzuko
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          3•1 year ago

          Risking downvotes there, friend, but I see what you did 😏

      • @xpinchx@lemmy.world
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        5•1 year ago

        It might be worth paying out of pocket for a potential life altering diagnosis. Easier said than done depending on your personal finances.

        There are also newer non-stimulant meds if age/heart health is an issue, and some off-label drugs that GP doctors can prescribe that could help as well (Wellbutrin comes to mind).

        Good luck out there 🫡

    • LeadersAtWork
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      6•1 year ago

      Still trying to figure out if the link between B12 deficiency and adhd holds any real merit. Cause if it does imma start eating that shit like you’re not supposed to eat Tic-Tacs.

      • @MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        You shouldn’t want to be deficient in B12 either way. Go do a blood test to see if you are, and then if yes, just take the recommended dose on the bottle of pills. They’re usually wayyyy higher than the recommended daily intake anyway.

        This is assuming that a blood test is affordable where you live.

        Not a doctor, not medical advice.

  • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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    Fyi

    • R - ar

    • B - bee

    • D - dee

    • W - double yoo

    • E - ee

    • F - ef

    • L - el

    • M - em

    • N - en

    • X - eks

    • S - ess

    • I - eye

    • A - ey

    • H - eych

    • J - jay

    • G - jee

    • K - kay

    • Q - kyoo

    • O - oh

    • P - pee

    • C - see

    • T - tee

    • V - vee

    • Y - why

    • U - yoo

    • Z - zee

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      27•1 year ago

      I’m so impressed. Hold me closer Tony Danza.

      • @DickFiasco@lemm.ee
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        2•1 year ago

    • @bitwaba@lemmy.world
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      16•1 year ago

      The problem is this is still alphabetical phonetically. You need to alphabetize the phenomes using the new alphabet, not the old one.

      • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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        10•1 year ago

        Oh, that alphabet…

        • Ⱥ - arlup

        • β - bixen

        • ¢ - cromble

        • Ð - daxit

        • € - eklar

        • ₣ - flixor

        • Ɠ - gorple

        • Ⱨ - hixem

        • Ĩ - izzen

        • Ĵ - jixtop

        • Ƙ - krumble

        • Ⱡ - lixen

        • ₥ - mixle

        • ℕ - nixor

        • Ø - oxal

        • ₱ - ploxe

        • Q̣ - quixix

        • Ɍ - rixar

        • § - slixen

        • Ŧ - tixar

        • Ü - ulxen

        • ₩ - vixor

        • ₓ - wixen

        • Ɏ - xixal

        • Σ - yixen

        • ℤ - zixar

        • @nxdefiant@startrek.website
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          5•1 year ago

          wixen tixar flixor

        • @Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Krumble cromble might be my favourite new thing to say.

          What is this alphabet and one if you ordered these words phonetically?

          • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            I did all this through chat gpt. I told it to give me alternative alphabet and pronunciations. Had to finesse it a little.

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      16•1 year ago

      Is the second instance of E supposed to be A?

      • GloriousGouda
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        9•1 year ago

        Ey is Ey.

      • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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        5•1 year ago

        Yeah, probably, I fixed it

    • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      8•1 year ago

      R - ar

      B - bee

      X - eks

      W - double yoo

      N - en

      F - ef

      L - el

      M - em

      E - epstein

      D - didnt

      K - kill

      H - himself

      A - ey

      I - eye

      J - jay

      G - jee

      S - ess

      Q - kyoo

      O - oh

      P - pee

      C - see

      T - tee

      V - vee

      Y - why

      U - yoo

      Z - zee

      Ftfy

      • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        R - ar

        X - eks

        W - double yoo

        N - en

        L - el

        E - epstein

        D - didnt

        K - kill

        H - himself

        A - ey

        I - eye

        J - jet

        F - fuel

        C - can’t

        M - melt

        S - steel

        B - buildings

        G - jee

        Q - kyoo

        O - oh

        P - pee

        T - tee

        V - vee

        Y - why

        U - yoo

        Z - zee

        FtFtfyfy

    • Echo Dot
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      6•1 year ago

      Where’s A

      You missed out the first letter, how do you miss out the first letter.

      • @Fedizen@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        probably the second E that’s pronounced “ey”

        • @TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          I’d guess “ay”.

      • @wjrii@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        I assume that’s what makes it so brilliant!

      • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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        Honestly, I used chat gpt to generate the list and did very minimal spot checking.

        • Optional
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          Trebuchet to aisle seven? . . . Trebuchet to aisle seven, please.

    • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      5•1 year ago

      You spelt zed queerly

      • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        I bet you pronounce aluminum weird too.

        • @Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          It’s spelled differently so both pronunciations are correct. Aluminum and aluminium.theres an extra i in the UK spelling.

        • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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          Yeah, Canadians use the American 🤢 way for some reason

          That’s why I didn’t comment on “hach”

  • @paddirn@lemmy.world
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    30•1 year ago

    She has become the Kwisatz Haderach.

    • @SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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      12•1 year ago

      “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.”

    • @xpinchx@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Lisan al gaib!

    • @Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      spice is oil caffeine

  • LeadersAtWork
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    29•1 year ago

    “Ha! Amateur.”

    Philip J. Fry, probably

    • @xantoxis@lemmy.world
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      16•1 year ago

      Bahaha this was the very next post in my feed,

      , and your comment works with either one of them.

  • Otter
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    27•1 year ago

    Futurama - A Hundred Coffees

  • @GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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    26•1 year ago

    Is this the new iamveryrandom kind of post?

    • @CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world
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      19•1 year ago

      holds up spork

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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        1•1 year ago

        Okay Hi! My name is Boxxy~

    • @ultimitchow@sh.itjust.works
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      13•1 year ago

      you wouldn’t understand it if you’ve never had enough caffeine to smear your feeble human mind across the endless plane of the past, present, and future

      • @GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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        2•1 year ago

        I have adhd, caffeine doesn’t do much for me except make my heart race.

      • Optional
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        Just my first instant Folgers. Yow.

        Nothing since then, tho.

  • BarqsHasBite
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    26•1 year ago

    Don’t you find it a little convenient that the alphabet is in alphabetical order?

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      19•1 year ago

      My local library once alphabetized the M titles by merging Mac and Mc names, and I just about lost it.

      • shuzuko
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        5•1 year ago

        I almost reflexively downvoted you because that’s honestly horrible

        • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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          3•1 year ago

          I would completely understand. I went to the counter and said 'you know that’s not how it works right?".

      • FackCurs
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        Did they include “the” as part of the title?

        • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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          1•1 year ago

          No that was by author last name.

    • @lugal@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      I think you’re on to something…

  • NickwithaC
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    14•1 year ago

    Yeah, that’s the time knife. We’ve all seen it.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      Do you mean the Time Cube?

      • VeganPizza69 Ⓥ
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        Chidi’s Mind Is Blown by the Time-Knife - The Good Place (Episode Highlight) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhII8J_4Y1g

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    12•1 year ago

    This seems more like methamphetamine to me than coffee.

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      twitch scratch wydm?

  • @ElCanut@jlai.lu
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    11•1 year ago

    THE SPICE MUST FLOW 🪱

  • @dank953@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    And yet, 9 cups is still rookie numbers.

    • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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      Especially if the cup is the strange standard 4oz.

  • @psmgx@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    ITT standard meth behavior

  • @therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip
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    8•1 year ago

    Are you sure coffee is all you’ve had?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    5•1 year ago

    Meth BcColl

  • @pb42184@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Nine?

    Amateur

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