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@Kovu@lemmy.worldM to gamingcirclejerk@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

BALDURS WOKE??

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BALDURS WOKE??

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@Kovu@lemmy.worldM to gamingcirclejerk@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @Beryl@lemmy.world
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    “Reportedly” ? How hard would it be to verify this claim ? Now that’s some investigative journalism !

    • @Swarfega@lemm.ee
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      49•2 years ago

      Daily Mail is a trash newspaper in the UK. It should completely be ignored as being factual.

      • @Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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        14•2 years ago

        It’s a trash newspaper everywhere

    • Hyperreality
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      They went blind while researching the game, so were unable to verify it definitively.

      • @SendMeBakedBeans@lemmy.world
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        Their eyes got poked out

  • StarServal
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    Is it because female body types in this game are smaller than males but the penis size remains the same, so they only appear larger?

    • Primarily0617
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      on the feminine body models they get measured in girl inches

    • @Cybersteel@lemmy.world
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      Yes. A fat person penis will look smaller despite being the same size as another who is normal.

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Or is it because the devs are (secretly?) huge fans of futa?

  • @GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    Lol can’t handle the tiefling barbarian Futa cock, huh? Pathetic.

    • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Whoa. I thought you just described my lady, but she’s a futa Tiefling Druid.

  • @FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world
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    I hate that I can’t tell if this is a real headline.

  • @samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    54•2 years ago

    Republicans always roll 1 on perception checks.

  • Madbrad200
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    It’s genuinely hilarious that I wasn’t sure if this was a real headline or not. It really does seem like the type of shit they’d write

  • Armok: God of Blood
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    39•2 years ago

    Can’t play this game soon enough.

    • @xpinchx@lemmy.world
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      It’s really good.

  • AaronStC
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    TIL you can hang dong in Baldur’s Gate 3.

    • @BloodyFable@lemmy.world
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      There’s 5 different types of dong to hang

    • Piecemakers
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      17•2 years ago

      To be fair, there are only two female genital options in BG3. Both called “vulva”, and the only difference is one has public hair while the other does not. If it were even remotely “woke”, not only would the options be more than “innies”, but they’d be more representative of realistic variance. /my2¢

      • @rambaroo@lemmy.world
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        I honestly wish game devs would put their effort somewhere else. I hardly ever see my character naked. Having genital options just feels like a sales gimmick for teenagers

        • Piecemakers
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          Yuuup. 🤷🏼‍♂️

      • @GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de
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        Hey game dev, hope you’re okay missing your son’s first steps coz we’re busy crunching out those vulva options for our fantasy rpg.

      • Good Girl [she/they]
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        It’s actually race specific, there’s at least 3 vulvas, tho i wouldn’t be able to tell you the differences

  • @robbotlove@lemmy.world
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    Baldurs Gate, you had my curiosity … but now you have my attention.

  • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    22•2 years ago

    DailyMail get don’t mad about optional shit in a video game challenge (IMPOSSIBLE). Seriously, I turned the nudity off. Its one of the first things it asks you about.

    • @chetradley@lemm.ee
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      The image appears to be faked using Daily Mail’s actual review of the game.

      • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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        12•2 years ago

        Foiled again, nobody is immune to propoganda. Thank you, insightful lemming for stemming the tide of disinformation.

        • @charles@lemmy.world
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          9•2 years ago

          Respectfully, this is a circlejerk community.

          • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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            5•2 years ago

            No need to worry, I ensured I was jerking the nearest geometric shape when I commented.

  • @LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world
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    DeathSantis bans Baldur’s Gate 3 in Florida

  • Chariotwheel
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    What?! I just wanted to have sex with a bear, and now I find out abouy depravity like this?!

  • Roundcat
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    This reads like a parody article.

    • @samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      15•2 years ago

      The headline is made up, but it’s impossible to tell whether it’s a joke or designed to manufacture outrage.

  • platysalty
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    15•2 years ago

    If you’ve messed around with Skyrim, uh, mods, you’ll know that these sizes bug out all the time. Probably less about being woke and more “I put 5 as a value for penis size, but 5 means different things in the male and female models”

  • @AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15•2 years ago

    Hot

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